Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

Thankyou River !!! (0 replies)
Eff you 2005 (4 replies)
Playing with donks is fun (4 replies)
i :heart: live poker (2 replies)
I hate you...Die (0 replies)
first bad beat post, last hand of tourney (1 replies)
Bellaggio is rigged (3 replies)
HE JUST HIT THE SLOT MACHINE VINCE!!! (1 replies)
are you fking kidding me (0 replies)
Poor sucker (nc) (2 replies)
I hate CHASERS!! (1 replies)
Get the [censored] out of here II (2 replies)
poll inspired by year-end brag thread.... (4 replies)
the king is dead, long live the king (1 replies)
Could this be the beginning of the end of my bad run? (1 replies)
worst call ever (4 replies)
Moronic thread: Who has the lowest hand history # (PP) in their PT? (3 replies)
My chat was revoked for reacting to hands like this... (1 replies)
I play soooo good (0 replies)
that's right drop that skirt you ho (4 replies)
Number four. (0 replies)
10/20 JJ (12 replies)
Me with KK vs ?? vs ?? ... Guess the hole cards (9 replies)
Movin up to the 20 sng! (4 replies)
The One, Two Skadoo (0 replies)
First jackpot I've been a part of - B&M (9 replies)
Enough sad downswing posts.. Whats a good upswing for you? (6 replies)
Funny hands I HAD to post (low content) (3 replies)
So I decide to take a shot at NL25 (20 replies)
Just bluffing with high card K anyway (3 replies)
Omg best day ever. (4 replies)
Have to pass on this bad luck.... (12 replies)
Holy [censored] im going crazy (11 replies)
Making people fold big hands, Brag post (1 replies)
This type of play is way above my head (4 replies)
Man I love this... (2 replies)
No One Outer For You! (1 replies)
F! (0 replies)
Hey toymach shutup! (10 replies)
Every fish has his day (0 replies)
look at this sick beat (3 replies)
Is Full Tilt the worst site for Suckouts? (26 replies)
MTT Donks are funny (Is the all in or the call worse?) (1 replies)
stupid post (1 replies)
MTT luck? In the gutter. (2 replies)
Poker is rigged (4 replies)
this should never happen (6 replies)
Good night at the home game... (0 replies)
The Adventures of Autofold (1 replies)
I just scooped a huge pot with quads! (0 replies)
Vegas Trip Report (7 replies)
I think his guy forgot to fire on the turn.... (0 replies)
Boy, SNG's are a blast (12 replies)
stars 150+12 (1 replies)
Nah, it's not rigged (13 replies)
A royal flush on the last hand to win the tournament (1 replies)
How long should I wait before playing again?[tilt, 3 successive beats] (3 replies)
I am in the middle of the most vicious downswing of my career. (16 replies)
get the [censored] out of here (13 replies)
get on the roflcopter (0 replies)
Perfection... (2 replies)
Sometimes You Just Go On Tilt (0 replies)
its not all about the cards (15 replies)
Official PokerStars 2x FPP Brag Thread (0 replies)
VARIANCE (3 replies)
I am KILLING the party 50 game (11 replies)
Sweetest River C/R ever,,,,, (5 replies)
Worst bluff ever? (6 replies)
yes! 300BB upswing biatches (14 replies)
Hey Devilman (3 replies)
I'm so good, I win even when I'm running -4BB/100 (5 replies)
My first bad beat post (3 replies)
Long-shot play pays off (3 replies)
Just won my biggest pot to date.... (5 replies)
A deadly combination (2 replies)
This guy is a toolbag (2 outer on river) (1 replies)
Family hand capped every round (7 replies)
We had history...... (0 replies)
Not enough cards... (1 replies)
Lost 1/2 my bankroll in 3 days.... (7 replies)
MTTs are hard, I suck at poker (2 replies)
Yay, the witch is dead! (No more 500 Big Bet Downswing!) (12 replies)
Got my ass handed to me tonight. (2 replies)
Clearing my Online BJ Bonus Trip Report (6 replies)
This guy made my buddy list (3 replies)
I hate BlackJack (5 replies)
tilt (2 replies)
Worst Downswing of my short poker career...Is this typical? (6 replies)
im the bubble bitch (3 replies)
did aggrohushposter get banned? (2 replies)
YAY I was one outed! (10 replies)
First ever stud-8 SNG (no content) (3 replies)
57/0 guy calling people fish (9 replies)
December wasn't good to me (4 replies)
I'll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener (13 replies)
I'm a cow and you're a cat. Milk me you f-in pussy! (1 replies)
Closer look at Variance, Real ROI (After Tax) - SNGs (3 replies)
Great Play That Worked-Out Perfect (funny too) (3 replies)
Apology (20 replies)
Donkey Kong Country... (0 replies)
augie: professional rakeback player (28 replies)
This is my day. (4 replies)
30 OOTM at $11 sngs (5 replies)
ding-dong the witch is dead (8 replies)
Playing the Biggest Donk HU..... (5 replies)
My two proudest stats after 5,000 hands (1 replies)
Man, My Last 182,000 Hands have really Sucked. (48 replies)
My worst beat yet... (2 replies)
Bad Beat but funny (6 replies)
Told a guy to kill himself (21 replies)
Dear Morons (0 replies)
Trapping (2 replies)
72s (0 replies)
im not sure who exactly this is a bad beat for.... (2 replies)
maybe this will be a good session (0 replies)
Yo yo yo, bad beat for ALL Y'ALL (20 replies)
I WON!! Help me buy something!! (1 replies)
I hate poker (8 replies)
*sigh* Within 2 hands of each other in a WPT seat tourney (0 replies)
OT: Do you have an unlucky hand? (30 replies)
I'm a poker GOD (12 replies)
Venting post (3 replies)
Poker is Easy (4 replies)
Just won 126,037.00 (21 replies)
Threepeat (9 replies)
At wit's end (11 replies)
I have a 70k stack.... :) (3 replies)
Taco Bell: WTF? Donde esta las mexi-nuggets? (3 replies)
the nits ruined it for you (11 replies)
I f**k poker god up the a$$ (6 replies)
Some stats for my last 50k hands... are these #s off? (2 replies)
A very short, very winning session (0 replies)
How I Won My Final Pot of the Night (3 replies)
I'm so good... (2 replies)
The one time I thought I was being set up... (3 replies)
All-in rOlLeRcOaStEr! (2 replies)
God damn my avatar is hot (19 replies)
Very first hand of Crazy Pineapple ever (1 replies)
This is a first for me. Is it really all that rare? (4 replies)
This is how good I am, this is what I make them do. (12 replies)
December...Roll on Jan 2006... (0 replies)
Foxwoods 12/26 - Worst MTT beat of my life. (cross-posted) (7 replies)
Some funny Party chat. (4 replies)
bored, hungover lag-hand (lc) (4 replies)
ohyeahbaby. (4 replies)
Can results this ridiculous indicate poor play? (7 replies)
Argh! Stupid river two outer! (lc) (2 replies)
Brag: two Stars 25,000 guarentee wins... in 20 days :-) (5 replies)
Breach of etiquette (LC, $25 PP table) (3 replies)
Limit Tournaments (1 replies)
Bad - barely poker related - beat (5 replies)
[censored] (3 replies)
Can I get away from this hand??? (15 replies)
Turned 21, headed for the 'sino (2 replies)
calling all cards (4 replies)
I am so [censored] card dead (2 replies)
Was this a bad laydown? I need comforting. (8 replies)
eurobet bonus bad beat (18 replies)
Just won the Pokerstars 20 Heads up matches at 2 (3 replies)
Flopped full house loses to runner-runner, huge pot (6 replies)
Well at least he didnt bet it... (4 replies)
the most annoying type of beat (14 replies)
a five-ish hour session this morning (9 replies)
Expert play (7 replies)
Good God (2 replies)
Biggest pflop edge.. (6 replies)
The Meaning of Poker (10 replies)
Just venting (3 replies)
the worst beat ever (5 replies)
how to miss a final table in style (0 replies)
Biggest Pot i've ever pulled in with A high... (6 replies)
Sweet holiday rush... (12 replies)
-400 Big Bet Downswing at $10/20 6max in 2 days (35 replies)
[censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker game (14 replies)
Brutal beat to bust out 21st of 1666 in PokerStars $3+$0.30 J4o > AKo (4 replies)
I hate pocket tens (2 replies)
a sexy one with 97s (7 replies)
Qs10s + Van Halen = SnG Victory !!!! (0 replies)
I just cracked aces! (8 replies)
Bad beat (1 replies)
Thanks alot Santa Clause! (1 replies)
Need the collective mental energy of eveyone present... (4 replies)
My christmas gift from the poker gods, damn pricks! (4 replies)
You can make more money playing Blackjack than Poker. (5 replies)
My bluff call on the river: standard? (6 replies)
THIS GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS!!! (1 replies)
And then it happened... (2 replies)
Meh (1 replies)
98% to win post-flop bad beat (15 replies)
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! (1 replies)
Without luck I would win every hand! (4 replies)
? (1 replies)
Where are the TAGs? (2 replies)
[censored] suckout on the river (2 replies)
Early Christmas Presents ... or How I Ran at 35BB/100 (15 replies)
This guy is really not good. (4 replies)
Party can't hold me down...I still have Party BJ!!!! (25 replies)
Merry Christmas To Me! (NFC) (Thats means no funny content, morans) (10 replies)
Hilarious! DEW U C Y???? (1 replies)
I tilt good! (17 replies)
The Bad beat away from poker that tilted me so far out (7 replies)
The tables are good tonight (12 replies)
What would you do in this situation? Help Sponger for next time.... (9 replies)
JTd (2 replies)
Raise your hand if you're a douchebag, pt2 (13 replies)
I am a pimp and lancasteraus is my bitch (6 replies)
My bad beat of the day. (1 replies)
Sweetest disconnect of my life (2 replies)
how did i win this?? (1 replies)
Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations (56 replies)
Statistically Possible??? (16 replies)
Stupid People Calling me w/ Crap (0 replies)
A hand i found amusing (3 replies)
OH SNAP (3 replies)
Dominated.. (0 replies)
WTF, this guy does it again (2 replies)
THEY SCREWED ME (2 replies)
Not a bad session! (0 replies)
[censored] stars (5 replies)
There goes my Xmas bonus (1 replies)
Edward Looney thinks you'll kill yourself, stop playing now! (5 replies)
HU final table beat (1 replies)
Don't steal your neighbors internet (15 replies)
[B&M] Maybe we need to rethink the FTOP... (10 replies)
You don't see this very often. (3 replies)
NICE FOLD SUCKER! (3 replies)
Well Played Sir, Well Played (3 replies)
I TOLD DaveT I've had worse! (2 replies)
I am upset (1 replies)
And so ... (3 replies)
I want find charity organizations to donate my on line poker profit (8 replies)
i have returned (10 replies)
BB/100 +++, $$$$ - - - (3 replies)
Cold Decked (2 replies)
Wildest HU Ride for me EVER...includes a villain fold 9:1 pot odds PF (0 replies)
I dodge bullets baby! (4 replies)
My worst beat ever! (7 replies)
For those of you wondering if you should move up from 25NL to 50NL... (4 replies)
Even the hands I win are bad beats!! (2 replies)
AHHhhhhhh (21 replies)
down to 48 cents on poker stars last night (4 replies)
Raise your hand if you're a douchebag (6 replies)
Nature hands me a bad beat (1 replies)
The worst beat someone could get at a poker table. (2 replies)
Since I'll be away for awhile... (2 replies)
Two brags from my -89BB session (1 replies)
When will i get over drunk posting in BBV? (1 replies)
So i took a shot at 3/6 (7 replies)
Finally!!!!!!! (8 replies)
Very bad beat for AK (4 replies)