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Percussion
12-23-2005, 03:04 PM
Ok, so Im playing @ Turning Stone Live 1/2 and I pick up T /images/graemlins/diamond.gif T /images/graemlins/club.gif in the CO and it is folded to me. I raise it up and everyone folds. It was about that time I realized a funny itch in my lower reigions /images/graemlins/shocked.gif and I got up and left the table. I called my girlfriend Kevin and he said that he was sorry, and that he cheated on me with a twelve year old prostitute that had a VD.

So anyway I went back to the tables and picked up A /images/graemlins/heart.gif K /images/graemlins/heart.gif and raised and there were two donkey monkey fish callers. Actually, one was a donk money, the other was just a fishy donk. Anyway, the flop was 5 /images/graemlins/heart.gif8 /images/graemlins/heart.gif9 /images/graemlins/heart.gif and I tripled up. THat made me about 300$

I left the table and got stacked @ the doctors office cuz he made me pay 350$ for ballbag cream. VDs are -ev
I think Ed Miller should write a book about sexual diseases and poker.

lighterjobs
12-23-2005, 03:16 PM
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Deamon2
12-23-2005, 03:41 PM
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