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TeeJayORTj
12-28-2005, 03:19 AM
Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG calls, MP calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG folds, MP folds.

Turn: (6.75 BB) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls, CO calls.

River: (18.75 BB) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO folds.

Final Pot: 22.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 3d 7h (straight, seven high).
Hero has 5d 5s (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: BB wins 22.75 BB. </font>

A_C_Slater
12-28-2005, 03:27 AM
Why did you call on the flop?

Monty Cantsin
12-28-2005, 03:48 AM
Ouch. I hate when I'm laying a bad beat on someone and I get worse-beated.

On a positive note, I think you may have played the turn correctly!

/mc

12-28-2005, 04:28 AM
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Why did you call on the flop?

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SoftcoreRevolt
12-28-2005, 04:46 AM
Because they need someone to fund 10/20 games.

12-28-2005, 06:55 AM
a guy sucked out a J on the river with JJ vs. my AA. i told him i'd kill his family and pets.

Spartan1983
12-28-2005, 08:23 AM
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Because they need someone to fund 10/20 games.

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NH

jman220
12-28-2005, 11:35 AM
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a guy sucked out a J on the river with JJ vs. my AA. i told him i'd kill his family and pets.

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If true, this isn't funny. On a side note, I hope he reported you to the poker site. On a side, side note, it would be hilarious if he reported it to the police.

captZEEbo1
12-28-2005, 11:55 AM
I think you played this correctly on 1 street good job!

Mempho
12-28-2005, 12:10 PM
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a guy sucked out a J on the river with JJ vs. my AA. i told him i'd kill his family and pets.

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If true, this isn't funny. On a side note, I hope he reported you to the poker site. On a side, side note, it would be hilarious if he reported it to the police.

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Seriously...I've had people say things like that to me (I'm a terrible poker player /images/graemlins/crazy.gif) and it rolls off my back. Most fish don't consider having their family and pets threatened every time they get lucky to be a good time.

CORed
12-28-2005, 12:17 PM
Rigged. Everyone knows Party is rigged to help bad players. After your horrible preflop cold call and flop call, the Party Rigging Engine rewarded you with a set. Unfortunately, your raise on the turn and your opponents call put your opponents Fish Rank higher than yours, so the Party Rigging Engine rewarded him with by making his gutshot hit.

12-28-2005, 02:19 PM
You limit players disgust me.

Escape
12-28-2005, 02:23 PM
well played! Nice ... 2 outer.

A_C_Slater
12-28-2005, 02:40 PM
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Rigged. Everyone knows Party is rigged to help bad players. After your horrible preflop cold call and flop call, the Party Rigging Engine rewarded you with a set. Unfortunately, your raise on the turn and your opponents call put your opponents Fish Rank higher than yours, so the Party Rigging Engine rewarded him with by making his gutshot hit.

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This is a very well reasoned and logical explanation of how you lost this hand. Now you know to make sure your play is even fishier next time. And knowing is half the battle.

imported_smoove
12-28-2005, 03:11 PM
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a guy sucked out a J on the river with JJ vs. my AA. i told him i'd kill his family and pets.

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If true, this isn't funny. On a side note, I hope he reported you to the poker site. On a side, side note, it would be hilarious if he reported it to the police.

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I can't remember the action, but I had a guy say he hoped I had a wife and kids...and that my house caught on fire with them inside. How often does someone wish fiery death on your family? That's GOLD!

PTjvs
12-28-2005, 03:42 PM
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Rigged. Everyone knows Party is rigged to help bad players. After your horrible preflop cold call and flop call, the Party Rigging Engine rewarded you with a set. Unfortunately, your raise on the turn and your opponents call put your opponents Fish Rank higher than yours, so the Party Rigging Engine rewarded him with by making his gutshot hit.

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He clearly had a double gut shot on the turn. IMO, he definately played better than hero in this hand.

jvs

speirs
12-28-2005, 07:54 PM
BBV is the best forum ever

12-28-2005, 09:20 PM
OH NOES THE POLICE

saying something like that isn't a crime; i know because someone has threatened me in a similar way before (but in real life and actually being serious) and the police said they couldn't do anything about it.

12-28-2005, 10:18 PM
Street by street:

preflop:
Fold

flop:
Fold

turn:
This is fine

river:
Stop bitching

jman220
12-29-2005, 03:42 AM
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OH NOES THE POLICE

saying something like that isn't a crime; i know because someone has threatened me in a similar way before (but in real life and actually being serious) and the police said they couldn't do anything about it.

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Depends on the jurisdiction and the situation. But it certainly can be a crime.

yvesaint
12-29-2005, 03:57 AM
man i told someone on stars i hope the baby in his avatar gets cancer

stars support gave me 100 FPPs and a high five

12-29-2005, 04:30 AM
not in my jurisdiction apparently. people issue threats like this all the time. it's not enough to do anything about unless he's some political leader.