I need inspiration - HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J.A.Sucker · #1 10-05-2005, 04:50 PM

OK, here's my quandary:

I have to write my PhD thesis, but I'm a waste of oxygen these days. Even moreso than normal, if that's not totally impossible to belive. I can't even get started, even though I have lots of the material already written in the half-dozen papers that I've had published.

The question is how can I get going? Please inspire me. Feel free to fling the needed insults/pics/anedotes that will help the Sucker become Dr. Sucker. Thanks! I'm hoping that this thread becomes a repository for all that is good and bad with OOT. Don't let me down, all!

Asufiji2004 · #2 10-05-2005, 04:51 PM

stop being a [censored] and do it

phage · #3 10-05-2005, 04:53 PM

In my graduate program we were allowed to use our papers as the main chapters of the thesis but needed bridging paragraphs to join them into a cohesive text. Can you do something similar? What are you studying?

stabn · #4 10-05-2005, 04:55 PM

Matt Flynn is a doctor and it doesn't sound like you are going to pull it off. Man, that's got to burn.

asofel · #5 10-05-2005, 04:56 PM

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OK, here's my quandary:

I have to write my PhD thesis, but I'm a waste of oxygen these days. Even moreso than normal, if that's not totally impossible to belive. I can't even get started, even though I have lots of the material already written in the half-dozen papers that I've had published.

The question is how can I get going? Please inspire me. Feel free to fling the needed insults/pics/anedotes that will help the Sucker become Dr. Sucker. Thanks! I'm hoping that this thread becomes a repository for all that is good and bad with OOT. Don't let me down, all!

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Stop the pool. Stop the Chinese. Start the thesis.

Los Feliz Slim · #6 10-05-2005, 04:57 PM

Women get naked for Doctors. And the women pay!

Cancer Merchant · #7 10-05-2005, 04:57 PM

Just think of the city-burning, cop-calling, mother of all blackout times you're going to have when you're done.

kipin · #8 10-05-2005, 04:57 PM

Offer to pay everyone $1 who replies to the thread if you don't start your thesis in the next week, but then... never follow through with it.

LeatherFace · #9 10-05-2005, 04:57 PM

Imagine you sitting peacefully at your desk reading oot, all of a sudden a fat man is trying to give you anal. I would get working on the PHD thesis.

Georgia Avenue · #10 10-05-2005, 04:59 PM

This is sort of like asking for directions to an AA meeting at a bar...