When your opponent wants to see your cards for free...

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After she flashes me her cards and they are mucked, several things pop into my head
1) Show her both cards and say. Wow that is way better than this hand
2) Lay both cards face down and say. I'll show you one card.
3) Tell her the truth (she probably wouldn't believe you)
4) Lie a) I made it on the river b) turned the nuts, why the hell else would I check raise c) top set and it never filled

If she was on my right I might do one of these moves. The move that I think is going to help her go on tilt. Since she is on my left. I really, really, really hate to anger those people.