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silently mouth "I want a fig newton"
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#32
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Is that a keg in your pants? because I'd sure love to tap that ass.
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#33
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**I may be no Fred Flinstone, but I'll make your Bed-Rock !
Or the timeless classic.... (After a little bit of speaking to appropriate girl) **I think u have a great personality.....(This never fails) |
#34
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Sup bra. [/ QUOTE ] Winnar. My personal favorite: "Excuse me sir, I.. oh really?" |
#35
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"Hi."
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#36
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Get in the car, I'm a friend of your mother's. I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car.
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Get in the car, I'm a friend of your mother's. I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car. [/ QUOTE ] Haha. We used to do just that, drive around, pull up to a hottie and say "Get in, we've got candy!". Never worked [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (Hmm, maybe if we'd tried individually [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]) |
#38
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hey wanna hear a joke?
what do you call nuts on a wall? walnuts what do you call nuts on your chest? chestnuts what do you call nuts on your chin? that's called you got my dick in yo mouth |
#39
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I read one recently that stuck in my head...
something like "Do you know how much a Bulldozer on a frozen lake weighs? Enough to break the ice - I'm Whiskeytown..." Horribly hokey - but it just stuck in my mind - I'm [censored] it up though - it was more clever, like an elephant or something. RB |
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