Best Pick-up Lines
 

Self-explanatory

What is the best pick-up line you've heard/seen?

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I mean "best" in the sense of "funniet"

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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[censored] me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

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Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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Can I wear your ass as a hat?

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Let's play army: I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me.

Nice shoes. Wanna [censored]?

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Are you wearing deodorant? 'Cause I can smell your balls from here.

I never understood it either, but I knew this guy in high school who used this line all the time. Of course, it never worked.

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I'm ashamed to say I once used...

"Excuse me. Can i ask you a question?"

"Sure"

"Exactly how does one go about becoming the most beautiful girl in the world?"

Yea. I was pretty drunk, but it worked pretty well.