Best Pick-up Lines - Page 2

Monty · #11 11-02-2005, 01:09 AM

My personal worst is "I will buy you a pack of cigarettes if you [censored] me."

EMcWilliams · #12 11-02-2005, 01:10 AM

to be used in the cold, of course....

Sandals? In this weather?

Raydain · #13 11-02-2005, 01:11 AM

Ok, I just found my favorite one

My watch tells me your not wearing any panties. (Woman: "But I am.") Oh, oops, my watch must be an hour fast. (From Ashley W)

rohjoh · #14 11-02-2005, 01:20 AM

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

rohjoh · #15 11-02-2005, 01:22 AM

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

DMBFan23 · #16 11-02-2005, 01:24 AM

1) hey, want to come by for pizza and a [censored]?

what's the matter, don't like pizza?

2) [censored] me if I'm wrong, but is your name gertrude?

#17 11-02-2005, 01:26 AM

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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My favorite so far.

Hiding · #18 11-02-2005, 01:27 AM

ever made it with an overweight problem drinker in the back of a camaro?

rohjoh · #19 11-02-2005, 01:31 AM

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ever made it with an overweight problem drinker in the back of a camaro?

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you had me at overweight problem drinker...

diebitter · #20 11-02-2005, 02:02 AM

Hi, I used to be shallow and self-obsessed, and...er...what about me were we talking about?