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08-16-2005, 07:46 PM
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Re: *Official Contest: Question David Sklansky*
I love that magazine. Which articles have you written? Any cover stories?
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08-16-2005, 07:56 PM
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Re: *Official Contest: Question David Sklansky*
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I love that magazine. Which articles have you written? Any cover stories? [/ QUOTE ] sorry to disappoint - but i was just a lowly college kid skeezing my way in to a tittie bar any way i could. i fixed my post to better reflect that.
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#23
08-16-2005, 08:29 PM
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My story is best told in 3 words..
Skinnydip. Jellyfish. Hospital.
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#24
08-16-2005, 08:37 PM
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Re: *Official Contest: Question David Sklansky*
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I think this should be a separate matter from our limericks and stories. By the way, I tried to compose one and failed, but I think wacki and otis make good candidates for subjects on this. [/ QUOTE ] wacki, pursued by his tutor The forum says she's like a scooter They say, "Ride it now!" He says, "No way, nohow!" ...and still she's awaiting a suitor Aspiring Counselor Otis Putting the forum on notice, "For pictures we view... ...naked exes will sue!" While citing a ruling from SCOTUS
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#25
08-16-2005, 08:41 PM
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Re: *Official Contest: Question David Sklansky*
The best apart about this thread is its progression...
- Contest with a great, yet difficult task.. - The place goes silent for a good hour.. - Contest changes to "scribble something and try to rhyme!".. - Replies roll in. I love this place sometimes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#26
08-16-2005, 08:52 PM
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Re: *Official Contest: Question David Sklansky*
David's mind is great with thoughts and numbers
And his johnson is long like a cucumber Now he's angry at God And his son is a mod But he still like to get drunk and lay the lumber
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08-16-2005, 08:53 PM
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Re: *Official Contest: Question David Sklansky*
astroglide and morgan have awesome stories so far. i think i like morgans slightly better though, but he should have tried to spruce up the humor which shouldnt have been hard.
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#28
08-16-2005, 08:55 PM
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Re: *Official Contest: Question David Sklansky*
There once was a man from 2+2
His chick was a skinny dipper, what to do? He let her go Found out she's a ho And now he's alone like you Otis liked to go poking her nose In places where nothing she knows Gave legal advice Without being nice So on my ignore list she goes Wacki liked to smother his meat In sauce before he would eat The message impart Is "pisssing on art" Now no one thinks that he's neat Mat is at home with an ache So a contest he would make To question his Dad Would make me glad How many 5 year olds can he take?
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