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I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content)
This is about as low-content as you get. Hell, it probably belongs in the Psych forum. The villain here is my arch-enemy. He's loose. He's tricky. And before this hand, I suspected him of being psychic, because he always seems to raise me when I have utter crap. If I try to steal a pot bcs others look weak . . . here comes the raise. What a jerk. Just always feeling outplayed by this guy when I'm in a pot with him. (He sat out right after this hand, but when he came back shortly thereafter he started in again, 3-betting me from the SB after an obvious button-steal attempt on my part . . . the bastard did it with T7o. But if I hadn't hit the flop, it would have worked, bcs I wasn't going to call him down with Q-high.)
Anyway -- this hand felt really, really good. 3-handed 10/20 . . . Preflop: Beleaguered Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Button (Evil Tricky Bastard) raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Beleaguered Hero calls. Flop: (4.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Beleaguered Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Evil Tricky Bastard raises</font>, Beleaguered Hero calls. Turn: (4.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Beleaguered Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Evil Tricky Bastard raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Beleaguered Hero 3-bets</font>, Evil Tricky Villain calls. River: (10.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Beleaguered Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Evil Tricky Bastard raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Beleaguered Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Evil Tricky Villain caps</font>, Beleaguered Hero calls. Final Pot: 18.25 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Beleaguered Hero has 2h 2s (three of a kind, twos). Evil Tricky Villain has Ad Tc (two pair, aces and tens). Outcome: Beleaguered Hero wins 18.25 BB. </font> ------- Absolutely no reason to share this with the HUSH crowd, of course. The play is pretty basic . . . hence the low-content warning. But hey -- feel free to post here if you've got some braggy hands in which you completely toasted the evil LAG of your choice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. |
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Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content)
I particularly enjoyed this one against a tool that loved threebetting my raises.
Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls. Flop: (4.33 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (3.16 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG calls. River: (11.16 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, I typed in here "i guess i'll call with the nut straight" Hero calls. Final Pot: 19.16 BB He had KK...i suck out good. |
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Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content)
I type 100 words a minute, not likely to time out over a short sentence.
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Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content
Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (2 handed) converter
Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $15. SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero (poster) raises</font>, SB calls. Flop: (4 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls. Turn: (4 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls. River: (8 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls. Final Pot: 12 BB BB has Ks 8c (high card, king). Hero has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks). |
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Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content
He missed an easy 3bet on the river.
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This doesn\'t fit the theme at all..
.. but I still liked it, and I can't find a better thread on the front page on which to post it.
My opponent made a crying call heads up. Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 max, 4 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $5. SB completes, Hero (poster) checks. Flop: (2 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, Hero checks. Turn: (1 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls. River: (3 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls. Final Pot: 5 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> BB doesn't show. UTG doesn't show. Hero has Kc 5h (three of a kind, fours). SB has 5c 2s (three of a kind, fours). Outcome: Hero wins 5 BB. </font> |
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Re: This doesn\'t fit the theme at all..
I love it when they don't raise the river with the nuts.
I mean, you were playing 2-7 Lowball Hold'em, weren't you? |
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Re: This doesn\'t fit the theme at all..
Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter
Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls. Flop: (8.40 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, Button folds, Hero calls. Turn: (6.20 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP calls. River: (8.20 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 10.20 BB I had him on exactly KQ after the turn. |
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