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I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content)

This is about as low-content as you get. Hell, it probably belongs in the Psych forum. The villain here is my arch-enemy. He's loose. He's tricky. And before this hand, I suspected him of being psychic, because he always seems to raise me when I have utter crap. If I try to steal a pot bcs others look weak . . . here comes the raise. What a jerk. Just always feeling outplayed by this guy when I'm in a pot with him. (He sat out right after this hand, but when he came back shortly thereafter he started in again, 3-betting me from the SB after an obvious button-steal attempt on my part . . . the bastard did it with T7o. But if I hadn't hit the flop, it would have worked, bcs I wasn't going to call him down with Q-high.)

Anyway -- this hand felt really, really good.

3-handed 10/20 . . .

Preflop: Beleaguered Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Button (Evil Tricky Bastard) raises, 1 fold, Beleaguered Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Beleaguered Hero bets, Evil Tricky Bastard raises, Beleaguered Hero calls.

Turn: (4.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Beleaguered Hero bets, Evil Tricky Bastard raises, Beleaguered Hero 3-bets, Evil Tricky Villain calls.

River: (10.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Beleaguered Hero bets, Evil Tricky Bastard raises, Beleaguered Hero 3-bets, Evil Tricky Villain caps, Beleaguered Hero calls.

Final Pot: 18.25 BB

Results in white below: 
Beleaguered Hero has 2h 2s (three of a kind, twos).
Evil Tricky Villain has Ad Tc (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: Beleaguered Hero wins 18.25 BB. 

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Absolutely no reason to share this with the HUSH crowd, of course. The play is pretty basic . . . hence the low-content warning. But hey -- feel free to post here if you've got some braggy hands in which you completely toasted the evil LAG of your choice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content)

I particularly enjoyed this one against a tool that loved threebetting my raises.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.16 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.

River: (11.16 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, I typed in here "i guess i'll call with the nut straight" Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.16 BB

He had KK...i suck out good.

Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content)

[ QUOTE ]
I typed in here "i guess i'll call with the nut straight"

[/ QUOTE ]
And timed out like this?

Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content)

I type 100 words a minute, not likely to time out over a short sentence.

Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content

Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (2 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $15.
SB calls, Hero (poster) raises, SB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

River: (8 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

BB has Ks 8c (high card, king).
Hero has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks).

Re: I hesitate to use the phrase \"Pwnage\", but . . . (VERY Low Content

He missed an easy 3bet on the river.

This doesn\'t fit the theme at all..

.. but I still liked it, and I can't find a better thread on the front page on which to post it.

My opponent made a crying call heads up.

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 max, 4 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $5.
SB completes, Hero (poster) checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (1 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

River: (3 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 5 BB

Results in white below: 
BB doesn't show.
UTG doesn't show.
Hero has Kc 5h (three of a kind, fours).
SB has 5c 2s (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 5 BB.

Re: This doesn\'t fit the theme at all..

I love it when they don't raise the river with the nuts.

I mean, you were playing 2-7 Lowball Hold'em, weren't you?

Re: This doesn\'t fit the theme at all..

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, MP raises, Button calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8.40 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, MP raises, Button folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.20 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP calls.

River: (8.20 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.20 BB

I had him on exactly KQ after the turn.