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Old 07-04-2005, 12:12 PM
Mike Gallo Mike Gallo is offline
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Odd, I look like money (at least I think so and many posters here joke about it) and I'm never approached. What am I doing wrong?

Umm..you look gay???? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Just kidding dude..... your just too good looking to get approached I suppose.
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Old 07-04-2005, 02:03 PM
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I get appraoched a lot, but I only took the offer up once. It was in Vegas, baby Vegas, in the mid 80's. A buddy and I who were both getting divorces hit the town to blow off steam. We were drinking at the Imperial Palace bar. You have to be really pathetic not to get hit on there... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

The ho came up to me and started talking. My buddy says "Hi". She says hi in the manner like she stepped on dog crap.

So I have to pay the bartender ten bucks. Then we take a cab to my room at the Maxim, I think. When I'm done, I go down to the casino and my buddy gets the Yellow Pages out...

I was once approached by two blonds (package deal) on the street, but I chickened out. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2005, 02:06 PM
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Scrub and I had a long conversation with one of the floor people at the Wynn about hookers. She informed us that we've nver been approached by one because we don't look like we have money.

She also taught us how to spot them, which turned into a fun game of yelling "point!" every time we saw one while walking around vegas.

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Just wanted to get my location in here.

Jackie ruled.

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Old 07-04-2005, 03:12 PM
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"$300 gets you as much time with you as you want, I have a room and we can have some fun".

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You said she was actually hot -- and I'd think the average hooker would have some sort of time limit.

Are there girls who whore themselves once a month for some quick cash... to supplement their other income?

I bet there are.

-dB
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:05 PM
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Ya my Ex-girlfriend
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:14 PM
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Ya my Ex-girlfriend

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Were you her boyfriend or just a monthly customer? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-dB
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:55 PM
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Scrub and I had a long conversation with one of the floor people at the Wynn about hookers. She informed us that we've never been approached by one because we don't look like we have money.

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Oh Jedi master, you MUST teach me the skill of spotting hookers, obviously it didn't work for me in the past when I needed it the most (cough cough).

Odd, I look like money (at least I think so and many posters here joke about it) and I'm never approached. What am I doing wrong?

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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one word: eyeliner
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:02 PM
Luv2DriveTT Luv2DriveTT is offline
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Odd, I look like money (at least I think so and many posters here joke about it) and I'm never approached. What am I doing wrong?

Umm..you look gay???? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Just kidding dude..... your just too good looking to get approached I suppose.

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I was waiting for you to say that... how many posts did it take before the g word was mentioned? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:04 PM
Luv2DriveTT Luv2DriveTT is offline
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Scrub and I had a long conversation with one of the floor people at the Wynn about hookers. She informed us that we've never been approached by one because we don't look like we have money.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh Jedi master, you MUST teach me the skill of spotting hookers, obviously it didn't work for me in the past when I needed it the most (cough cough).

Odd, I look like money (at least I think so and many posters here joke about it) and I'm never approached. What am I doing wrong?

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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one word: eyeliner

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And the student becomes the master.

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
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