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07-03-2005, 02:24 PM
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I must have a target on my forehead
....so the other morning as I walk to the parking garage from the poker room at the Borgata my eyes lock up with a ravishing young woman. We shared a smile and I continued walking. A few minutes later she approached me and asked if I had a room in the casino. I cut right to the chase and asked "how much?" she replied "$300 gets you as much time with you as you want, I have a room and we can have some fun". I answered " no thank you, I have a wife." and continued walking.
Anyone else get approached by a pro. 
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#2
07-03-2005, 02:27 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
I have never been approached by a pro. I almost married one (thats another story) but I've never been approached, or if I was I was clueless. Actually I kind of wish it would happen, I need something to talk about.
TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
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#3
07-03-2005, 02:30 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
"...my eyes lock up with a ravishing young woman"
based on your reply I would say she wasn't really all that ravishing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#4
07-03-2005, 02:38 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
Once. It was in Soho, in London, and she was young but not ravishing. She looked tired and strung out. She said, "Excuse me sir, would you like a lady?" It was my first night in London so it took a couple of seconds to get past the accent and realize she didn't want to have just a drink.
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#5
07-03-2005, 02:39 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
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"...my eyes lock up with a ravishing young woman" based on your reply I would say she wasn't really all that ravishing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Based on Mikes reply, you should say that he is really married. PS for Sfer - Soho rules [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Think Madam JoJo's. TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
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#7
07-03-2005, 02:51 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
based on your reply I would say she wasn't really all that ravishing.
Ummmmm..did I mention I have a wife? I think spending time with a prostitute still constitutes cheating, which would break the sanctitiy of my wedding vows.
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#8
07-03-2005, 02:53 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
Based on Mikes reply, you should say that he is really married.
Exactly. This chick was smoking hot. She looked nothing like the street walkers you see on the strip.
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#9
07-03-2005, 02:57 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
I have never been approached by a pro.
Thats because either; A) Your too good looking and the women assume someone as sylish and handsome as yourself would not need their services... B) Your too good looking and they assume someone as sylish and handsome as yourself is gay,(not the happy variety) [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Just teasing you. I would give answer A.
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#10
07-03-2005, 03:33 PM
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Re: I must have a target on my forehead
[ QUOTE ]
based on your reply I would say she wasn't really all that ravishing. Ummmmm..did I mention I have a wife? I think spending time with a prostitute still constitutes cheating, which would break the sanctitiy of my wedding vows. [/ QUOTE ] Check the fine print on the vows. If you are in different zip codes, its not cheating... ...and how good looking you are has little to do with whether you will be approached... although the fact that I have been approached twice while waiting for my car at valet parking at the Rio in the wee hours in the morning says little about me... both times I was sitting on a bench by myself, half asleep -- the woman drives up and asks me if I can tell her how to get somewhere... when I reply, she asks if she can suck my dyk... must learn that technique in school.
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