Poker haiku

[bozlax]

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Ten-Ten Under the Gun.

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Make it, "Ten-ten-U-T-G" to get the phrasing right.

[bozlax]

"Me No Likey Money," Part II

Six-six-O-O-P
Six flops check-call check-call
Six net 'cuz no bet

[TomBrooks]

This one is called:
In Praise of sLAGs

Raise VPIP.
You play too tight, for winnings
To be maximized.

[Watain]

Playing like [censored]
Do you stupid fishy
Catch´n´eat i will

Wow!!! - That sucked... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[mackthefork]

Slow play aces, flop set
I Check, reverse implied odds,
Thousand twon, I cry.

Regards Mack

BTW I suck

[Disconnected]

At one recent time
Didn't shadow29
Make all posts haiku?

[DCWildcat]

"Gutshot"

Always chasing down
From the kiddie pool are we?
Fucking variance.

[El Cuchara]

no fold 'em

You call my reraise
because your cards are suited.
you think it's gambling?

[DavidC]

Slowplayed my aces
Sklansky Shakes Head, Disapproves
Asks, "Do you see why?"

[DCWildcat]

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Slowplayed my aces
Sklansky Shakes Head, Disapproves
Asks, "Do you see why?"

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should be stickied