Poker haiku
 

After reading the Nth "can I slowplay this?" post of the past week, I came up with this:

Tried slow-playing aces
Got cracked by seven-two fish
Tearing chapter out

Anyone else want to take a stab?

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Tried slow-playing aces

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That looks like six syllables. No haiku for you!


How about:

Slow-players: Beware!
Fish will call and free cards hurt
Raise for more money

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slow-playing aces sucks
Got cracked by seven-two fish
Tearing chapter out

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ahhh, much better

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Tried slow-playing aces

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That looks like six syllables.

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I can't count outs, either. I like yours better anyway, although it's not as enigmatic as I usually like my haiku.

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Tried slow-playing aces

"Slow-played my rockets"

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slow-playing aces sucks
Got cracked by seven-two fish
Tearing chapter out

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ahhh, much better

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No way...if I had 6 syllables, you've definitely got 6.

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What is a haiku and what is the content of your post? I'm sorry, I'm german. I dont know what you want to say... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Fish will call and free cards hurt

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Ooops...that's 8.

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"Party Poker Appreciation"

Slowplaying will not
will not win you more big bets
but only bust you

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Slow-played my aces
A massive suckout ensues.
Stupid Variance!