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Old 05-17-2005, 08:19 AM
tek tek is offline
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Default Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........

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You accept your companies offer of transfer to the office they are opening in Las Vegas.

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The same thing happened to me. Then I woke up... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 05-17-2005, 10:00 AM
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You know you're a poker addict when..
You have 14 different poker programs sitting on your computer.
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Old 05-17-2005, 10:46 AM
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Default Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........

When you have a bad dream that you misclicked and folded quads...

... so you wake yourself up so you don't go on tilt!


Seriously, it just happened to me.
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:45 PM
NiceCatch NiceCatch is offline
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When you have a bad dream that you misclicked and folded quads...

... so you wake yourself up so you don't go on tilt!

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That was f-ing great. Get this guy into rehab.
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Old 05-17-2005, 02:23 PM
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Default Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........

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You get the closest parking spot to the building/door/whatever, and proudly boast that you have "the nut parking spot". I've actually done this...and was rightfully laughed at.

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ROFL!
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Old 05-17-2005, 03:32 PM
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You take the wrapper off your new Cardplayer magazine first before the new Playboy.
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:46 PM
EightStuda EightStuda is offline
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Default Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........

How about when you've hit up your friends and family for money for the umpteenth time, you can no longer go to your local casino/house game cause you owe everyone money, and you take out credit cards in your kids name/social security number just to get some action online?

-Dimitri
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Old 05-19-2005, 01:10 AM
inanevoyage inanevoyage is offline
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Default Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........

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How about when you've hit up your friends and family for money for the umpteenth time, you can no longer go to your local casino/house game cause you owe everyone money, and you take out credit cards in your kids name/social security number just to get some action online?

-Dimitri

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Not a funny one.



You know you're a poker addict when you dropped $1,000 today, but are comfortable knowing it's only 100 big bets. Kind of. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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Old 05-19-2005, 01:12 AM
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How about when you've hit up your friends and family for money for the umpteenth time, you can no longer go to your local casino/house game cause you owe everyone money, and you take out credit cards in your kids name/social security number just to get some action online?

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C'mon, man. Why would you post that? What a buzzkill.
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Old 05-19-2005, 02:34 AM
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How about when you've hit up your friends and family for money for the umpteenth time, you can no longer go to your local casino/house game cause you owe everyone money, and you take out credit cards in your kids name/social security number just to get some action online?

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