You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
 

At first site your stick of high endurance old spice reads, High Variance.

You think of your dinner in terms of a big bet, versus monetary value.

You long for the day that Holiday Inn gives a complimentary SSHE rather than bible in your bed side drawer.

You could, and will, literally use the million click warranty on the mouse you bought at CompUSA.

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That's all i've got, please add more. This could be interesting.....

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You know you are a poker addict when.....

....pot odds is not the chance your dealer is in on a Friday night.

....you fail to laugh at any jokes involving "nuts" because your dreaming of the Royal Flush you got last week.

....you wear sunglasses at 3 in the morning "because it cuts down the screen glare!".

....Phil Hellmuth stops sounding like he is whining, because you had the same bad beat last night.

....you give your wife your credit card to get quality poker time.

....you keep a stack of chips in your pocket to practice chip tricks everywhere you go.

....everyone around you wants to kill you because you never stop practicing chip tricks.

....if someone takes your practice chips away you sulk.

....you check your local bookshop to make sure they have a copy of supersytem even though you already have a copy.

....you are tight aggressive. "No really, I am!"

....your wife buys you a fishing rod for your birthday because they have heard you talk about fish non stop for months.

....when you book a holiday the first thing you find out about your destination is if they have a cardroom there.

....you start trying to bribe the IT department at work to charge the firewall rules.

....you install a second internet connection, router, hubs, WIFI your home and have a second computer "Just in case".

....you tell the girl sitting in seat 8 at Partypoker she is hot.

....the bags under your eyes are bigger than the ones your wife brings home.

....you respond to the "You know you are a poker addict when..." thread because you thinks its funny.

....you laughed at any of these.

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....you laughed at any of these.

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Guilty.

Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
 

have you been following me around?!?!

....you keep a stack of chips in your pocket to practice chip tricks everywhere you go.

....everyone around you wants to kill you because you never stop practicing chip tricks.

....if someone takes your practice chips away you sulk.

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You think of your dinner in terms of a big bet, versus monetary value.

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Don't we all do this?

The summer after we graduated high school a friend and I used to play at Truepoker until 10am in the morning when the local hamburger place opened and go have breakfast there mocking it for being so cheap "this meal isn't even a big blind, how does this place even make any money?". Then we went to sleep until the evening and the cycle restarted.

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You salivate when young internet hotshots sit at your live table [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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You think of your dinner in terms of a big bet

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I do this everytime I go to a casino

Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
 

....you have seriously thought about having custom made sunglasses.

....you are a winning player. "No really, I am!"

....after the police raid you phone them and ask when will you get your bankroll back.

....you get a therapist just so you can tell them bad beat stories.

....you have to calm your wife down after you tell her about the pair of ladies that gave you a baaaad beat last night.

....you start leaving travel brochures for Vegas lying around the house just in case someone gets the hint.

....you tell you wife you are cashing out and get upset when she starts talking about getting a new dishwasher.

....you wonder why your wife isnt talking to you after you suggest she takes a masseurs course.

....you consider youself superior to the "n00b13 with l337 3k1llz who r0xx0rz all over your meh aces with his total pwn@ge 86 off"

....you have a Scotty Nguyen poster on your wall.

....you thought Tilt was a serious inside look at the poker world.

....you have tried to pursuade at least one person poker isn't gambling.

....you have a draw full of broken mice and dents in the wall.

....when your wife asks about fixing the leak your first thought is not the hot water tank.

....you spend your day thinking about "You know you are a poker addict lines" rather than doing the stuff you went to work to do.

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You salivate when young internet hotshots sit at your live table [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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LOL! Nice hand!

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You know you are an addict when...

1. You check-raise your 8 year old niece learning how to play Follow the Queen for the first time.

2. You get p!ssed when wild cards are in play.

3. You don't get nervous making a $50 bet.

4. You talk about flopping the nuts to your friends and family and they think you are crazy.

5. You are p!ssed when you leave a casino with less money than you came in with instead of saying "I had fun tonight!".