Company Christmas party today

[kerssens]

I didn't go to mine because we had to pay to get in and pay for drinks...lame.

[TheRake]

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After over a decade of totally lame ass Christmas parties, I am actually looking forward to the one my company is having tomorrow. They are doing a casino night - should be cool.

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Now that sounds very cool [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[TheRake]

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Absolute best chance to take advantage of a dumb drunk intern, and yes it worth risking getting fired.

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Too bad we don't have any. Most the women are married or 50+

Our receptionist is pretty dumb haha. She is a red head and about 6' tall.

A really tall redhead sounds fun for 1 night [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. I think her dad is a minister [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[jakethebake]

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Our receptionist is pretty dumb haha. She is a red head and about 6' tall.

A really tall redhead sounds fun for 1 night [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. I think her dad is a minister [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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A dumb, 6' redheaded minister's daughter? Wow! Might be my perfect woman. Tell her you'll show her the way to heaven. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[TheRake]

This happened just today....My name is Chris Johnson...

Dumb receptionist: Chris you have a call from Chip Johnson
Me: Chip Johnson??
Dumb Receptionist: Oh sorry Chris Lawson
Me: Haha Chris Lawson??
Dumb Receptionist: Huh?
Me: You mean Chip Lawson?
Dumb Receptionist: Oh yeah lololol

She wants me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Homer]

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Cocktails and hors d'oeuvres at 5:30 and then "A Cowboy Christmas" at 7:00.

**Sigh** sometimes work really sucks

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Don't go then. I never understood why people would want to hang out with all their co-workers after hours anyway.

[TheRake]

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Don't go then. I never understood why people would want to hang out with all their co-workers after hours anyway.

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Bad career move

[IndieMatty]

Some of the best times I have had are drinking with co-workers. Sh8t talking plus the common bond of work misery is a +EV experience.

[WEASEL45]

so is my company and there will be poker as well