The fish fight back!!!

[fluff]

That's not really "The fish fight back", it's more like "Two fish fighting".

[Odogg]

Anyone that verbally tries to discourage the behavior you are looking for a is a fish themselves. If fish did not win then who the hell would we win money from. Sure he hits his K5 suited.

Did you make any comments the 9 other times he mucked and you took down a pot? NO!! So shut your hole and say the following.

Nh (Nice hand)

Well played.

Encourage the behavior.

[RJCarter]

i was once sitting in a room where a guy kept sucking out on another guy. after berating the weaker player (the sucker-outer) the weaker player replied something to this effect:

"Thanks for all the money, im gonna go out and buy a dildo with it and stick it up your mom's ass"

then the sucker-outer left.
i wonder if he ever followed thru with his threat.

[TobDog]

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damn, I Was hoping when I finally got to 15/30 there wouldnt be moronic table coaches

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You kidding, they are louder because they "know more"

[Adde]

Anyone that verbally tries to discourage the behavior you are looking for a is a fish themselves.

Well put. There's the simple line I've looked for to shut down table coaches.

Adde

[CDs_Nts]

If you actually read the post you would've read at the very top:

Seen on a 15/30 party table:

This means that I saw the chat rather than participated in it. And yes, both of these guys had some improving to do, but I make it a point not to tell anybody what to do at the table as long as it's not blatantly disrespectful. Berating, while infantile and pointless, isn't worth me jumping into the fray usually.

[CDs_Nts]

Nice comeback, but it doesn't count when you have time to think about it. Don't make me bust "the jerk store" out on you.

[gusly]

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OrangeGutan: good lucky getting out of debt in the long run
OrangeGutan: I DONT CARE
kris2147: i will f*ck your girlfriend in her ass



Wow, that came out of nowhere. Game, set, match.

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Ooh, hope this doesn't brand me as a sicko, but I just thought of a comeback for this guy. Here it is:

I will get my dog to f*ck YOU in YOUR ass, and when he's done I'll make you lick the sh*t off his d*ck.

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Why?

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When in Rome. If I were OrangeGutan and thought this guy was a fish, I'd want the guy to stay at the table so I could win money from him. OG already made a mistake by losing his cool and spouting off about "bad" poker play. So if I'm OG, how do I get Kris2147 not to leave in triumph after his little zinger at the end?

By making a personal attack even more vile than the one he made, which will make him so mad that he'll make it his mission to stay at the table until he takes all my money, which of course will enable me to take all HIS money.

Then again, it might backfire and make him leave sooner, but hey, at least he didn't insult my girlfriend and get away with it...

Just because.