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Check-Raise....
My buddy (RB), an avid poker player, just experienced the check-raise to end all check-raises.
Situation: RB recently started dating this chick, they are verging on sex. The Goal/Pot - Eventually convincing her to have sex sans condom. Pre-Flop Action (1st date): Chick is 1st to act. She checks RB bets She calls (they hook up a little, looking good though, pot is right). Flop Action (2nd date): Chick checks RB bets again She calls (they hook up a lot more, RB verging on sex). Turn Action (3rd date): Chick checks RB bets again (starts talking about sex in general, working his way up to the "no condom" discussion, and eventual condom-less sex). Chick calls (engages him in said conversation). River Action (still 3rd date): Chick checks (conversation still flowing, sex in the air). RB bets big (starts talking about sex with condoms, how he hates it). Chick check-raises - "You know, if I were to get pregnant, I would definitely keep the baby, I have a career, I'm older, and it would make sense to do that." RB folds, knowing she has the winning hand and he'd been betting into the nuts the whole time. |
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Re: Check-Raise....
If your friend didn't realize until the river where babies come from, I guess it's a good thing he didn't poker.
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Re: Check-Raise....
So your buddy's goal was to find a chick he could knock rawhide so long as she would get an abortion when he inevitably knocked her up? Sounds like a classy guy...
The fact that she won't kill the baby is just all the more reason she should take it on the tits... NT |
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Re: Check-Raise....
If your buddy is smart enough to know where babies come from, I assume he's smart enough to know where STDs come from, right?
Though, if he's just after some fun, he can reraise by using the Clintonian definition of "sex." |
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Re: Check-Raise....
These are the type of posts that keep me coming back for more.
Classic. |
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Re: Check-Raise....
If pregnancy is all he's worried about, that's why god invented the back door....
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also...
isn't there a little pill that women can take? (ignoring of course unknown long-term side effects)
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Re: HIV=The Ultimate Bad Beat Story (n/m)
n/m
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Re: also...
yeah, and there's also a little operation that guys can get that seems more in tune with the particular form of jerk in the story.
citanul |
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Re: also...
yeah, but hte hero of the story ain't the kind of guy to use wise bankroll management.
Actually i am thinking the hero of the story is the gal. Up front- but still a little loose passive- my kind of gal! |
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