What is the most offensive nickname for hole cards?

[Ulysses]

KK = "two thirds of the way to a lynching"

[johnnybeef]

how about san francisco busboy (Q3...a queen with a trey)???

[Duke]

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KK = "two thirds of the way to a lynching"

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I just call them my other 2 buddies.

~D

EDITED BECAUSE THE FIRST WAS WEAK.

[wacki]

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EDITED BECAUSE THE FIRST WAS WEAK.

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I thought the first was simply wrong.

I liked it.

[TimM]

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Hearing "pocket rockets" from any player at a table makes me instantly think he/she isn't very good.

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[rickthekeg]

"king jack off" is about as vulgar as I can think of.

[kemystery]

plain lame:
A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] -- Alan Alda?#!% - K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] -- Kinkerbells?#$

along the lines of Jack-King-off.:
-- J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] -- Jack Ass

Politically Correct and Not Politically Correct

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
PC - Big Chick
Not PC - Mrs. Buttersworth

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
PC - Black Jack
Not PC - Aunt Jemima

A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
PC - 31 Flavors
Not Pc - 'Filipino' Slick

K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
PC - Pedigree - Best in show
Not PC - Bob Barker

Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
PC - Dames
Not PC - Dykes
PC - Hens
Not PC - Hookers
Old - Siegfried and Roy
New - Paris and Nicky
Maybe Not PC ----
Joy Girls, Mop Squeezers, Dye Jobs, Puta(s), Wirecutters, witches, bitches and sluts.

Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] - Face sitter

Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] - Bitch w/ crabs

6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] - Happy Meal

[kemystery]

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"king jack off" is about as vulgar as I can think of.

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I think it's supposed to be Jack-King-off.

[deacsoft]

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"king jack off" is about as vulgar as I can think of.

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I think it's supposed to be Jack-King-off.

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It goes both ways. Funny. I heard that about you too. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] (jk)

[Voltron87]

3 5 is a goldmine, I'll think of something during my live tourney today.