What is the most offensive nickname for hole cards?

[wacki]

Why do I ask? Because I came up with not one but two of them last night and I want to see if it's original or not.

Example. Big slick, cowboys, and Pocket rockets are nicknames for whole cards.

[Sponger15SB]

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nicknames for whole cards.

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hmm, I'd hate to get half cards.

Also, people who use hole card nicknames are automatically either tools or dorks in my book, which ever you prefer.


it just makes me want to cringe hearing stuff like this...

"oh gee that is the 3rd time i've had big slick and big slick has been cracked every time! big slick just isn't that big, or slick"

SHUTTTTTTTTTTUPPPPPPPPP!

[DBowling]

sigfried and roy (or other gay theme) for pocket queens. i think its pretty hilarious, but could be the least PC nickname out there.

[theredwave]

I don't use hand nicknames but...Q3 is called a San Fransisco busboy...Queen with a tray.

[NLSoldier]

I think its funny hearing old guys call 69 "big lick" or "dinner for two"

[brassnuts]

pocket c*nts = QQ...

I've never really heard this.... actually I just tried to make up the most offensive name I could think of.

Edit: ... actually I'm just wasted right now.

[dr. klopek]

I hate hand nicknames as well, and agree that people who constantly use them are tools. But you know who's a bigger tool? The guy who says this:

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hmm, I'd hate to get half cards.

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[dtbog]

Hearing "pocket rockets" from any player at a table makes me instantly think he/she isn't very good.

My personal favorite is "four tits" (obviously, QQ)... or when a dealer calls refers to two pair, sixes and nines as "dinner for four".

The worst, by far, though? T2 - the Brunson.... not because I don't call it that when someone plays it, but because of the spastic bouts of name-dropping that occur following its invocation.

Example:

"Ohh.. T2, The Brunson! Nice hand."
"Hey, I thought that was David Naggrenu's favorite hand!"
"You mean Daniel Negreanu? No.... but I hear he just placed in a $2000+10 at the Bellagio!"
"$2000+10? That doesn't make any sense! When I was there, I saw Johnny Chan playing, and they took more than $10 vig..."
"Whatever... I just read this crazy thread about Gavin Griffin and this chick, 'suicide' or something"

etc etc.

-DB

[wacki]

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pocket c*nts = QQ...

I've never really heard this.... actually I just tried to make up the most offensive name I could think of.

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I'm going to bed now so I figure I'll post these:

QQ = bitches
Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] = crack whores

88 = snowmen (anyone know what else is a snowman?)
8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] = crackheads/rocks..... any name for crackhead/dealer

Have fun and flame away. But I do think these are wacki originals.

wacki, the equal opportunity racist.

[Klepton]

88 - pocket rapists (think lakers)