Close Encounters...

Steven_Skunk · #1 06-15-2004, 05:15 PM

Of the Nerd Kind.

Houston, we have a problem.

WSOPWinner2005 · #2 06-15-2004, 05:45 PM

"Of the Nerd Kind."

Granted I just rolled out of bed, but yes 3 so far! All with same name...

Steven Chunk · #3 06-15-2004, 06:54 PM

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"Of the Nerd Kind."

Granted I just rolled out of bed, but yes 3 so far! All with same name...

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Hey! Hold still. I hope you are hungry for tubesteak smothered in underwear.

WSOPWinner2005 · #4 06-15-2004, 06:57 PM

English only please, if you are having problems you can visit the Sylvian Learning Center and buy Hooked on Phonics. Both do wonders I hear!

Steven Chunk · #5 06-15-2004, 06:59 PM

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English only please, if you are having problems you can visit the Sylvian Learning Center and buy Hooked on Phonics. Both do wonders I hear!

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When you first heard about Hooked on Phonics, you got so excited you bought a bottle of sunblock and headed for Arizona.

WSOPWinner2005 · #6 06-15-2004, 07:03 PM

Dude, buy a book on 'comebacks' - You clearly need to read it and study it VERY WELL!!!!

"When you first heard about Hooked on Phonics, you got so excited you bought a bottle of sunblock and headed for Arizona. "

Is about the lamest damn comeback I have ever heard! It's like saying first time you heard they had Ice Cream you went to Florida and bought a BIG SCOOP! Except invariably, it makes less sense then that as the two are entirely unrelated.. hooked on phonics and heat ?

Steven Chunk · #7 06-15-2004, 07:06 PM

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Dude, buy a book on 'comebacks' - You clearly need to read it and study it VERY WELL!!!!

"When you first heard about Hooked on Phonics, you got so excited you bought a bottle of sunblock and headed for Arizona. "

Is about the lamest damn comeback I have ever heard! It's like saying first time you heard they had Ice Cream you went to Florida and bought a BIG SCOOP! Except invariably, it makes less sense then that as the two are entirely unrelated.. hooked on phonics and heat ?

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Why break out the howitzers when your opponent only has a pea shooter. Bring something to the table, and then you can eat.

WSOPWinner2005 · #8 06-15-2004, 07:11 PM

So you admit I am out witting you, albeit with a howitzer for some damn reason instead of a nuke...

"You have been nuked" No more replies till you have an IQ of atleast 40 more points.

nolanfan34 · #9 06-15-2004, 07:48 PM

I have to say, it's been a couple weeks now that these Steven characters have been around, and I just don't get it. Is this stuff supposed to be funny? I think I get a little bit dumber each time I read them. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Steph Djordjevic · #10 06-15-2004, 08:01 PM

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I have to say, it's been a couple weeks now that these Steven characters have been around, and I just don't get it. Is this stuff supposed to be funny? I think I get a little bit dumber each time I read them. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I certainly agree, yet I don't have that much downside. I think its supposed to be funny, but I don't get it either. On a similar note, I didn't understand why Coach Nickerson singled me out for losing the game at Walnut Heights. Everyone knows he should have thrown me a jump ball or had Rifleman take a knee.

I should have bit my tongue, but I couldn't help point this mistake out to Coach, who got so mad, I had to hitch a ride home. Later that night, I got drunk and was encourage to dump trash on his lawn. I got caught, and now I AM FORCED TO MAKE ALL THE RIGHT MOVES, or I will never escape this dreary steel-town.