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Gus The SuckMaster
Gus the SuckMaster
yes he be Gus the SuckMaster he suck you, he suck me There's no escaping his immeasurable suck, and when that River card hits all you can do is scream, "WTF!" -iL douché This poem is dedicated to Hoyt Corkins, John D'Agostino, and Michael Benedetto. |
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Re: LOL
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
How about Gus the mathematical genius, deep critical outside the box thinker and excellent reader of people.
How about Gus Hanson the muscular handsome Dannish man with bulging biceps and a mean glare. |
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
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How about Gus Hanson the muscular handsome Dannish man with bulging biceps and a mean glare. [/ QUOTE ] You want to have wet dreams about this guy, fine. But he has bicpes like my sister. |
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
Your sister must be a top level female bodybuilder then, because "Handsome" Gus Hanson is JACKED!
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
Dude, I hope you're a chick.
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
Little wit from Il Douche is plain to see
Carried into our homes by our ISP. Prattling on about suckouts, and all of the such, His mistaken impression is at use as a crutch. Because by Mr. Hansen it seems he is smitten, And is cowering and mewling, just like a small kitten. And although it is true that one must have some luck, It is 2+2 readers who ask "WTF?" When a bitter and bothersome bloke comes to query As to why games of chance cannot make the bloke merry. This poem is dedicated to all of the posters here who do not understand the nature of NL holdem. |
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
Why do you hope I'm a chick? Are you homophobic?
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
i'm not homophobic, i just can't dig gay sh!t.
by the way gus is far from jacked. he weighs 150 lbs. tops. he is defined for sure, but not jacked. |
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Re: Gus The SuckMaster
no, he's not
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