Just went to store, figured out what Astroglide is.....

[eggzz]

Picture this. I'm at the drug store, picking up some pads for the gf. I'm standing back by the pharmacy counter, just spacing out and my eyes catch the row of feminine itch products. I see ASTROGLIDE. The lightbulb in my head goes off, and I just started busting out laughing, all by myself in the middle of the store. I got some very strange looks, but to me, it was worth it.

Dude, you crack me up. All this time I thought it was something Harley-Davidson made.....

[Cubswin]

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I'm at the drug store, picking up some pads for the gf.

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Dood... you must really love her.

[sin808]

I won't shop for womanly products for my girl, nor should any self respecting man...Not sure why you would see Astroglide with the fem itch stuff either, it's lube.

[fluff]

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I'm at the drug store, picking up some pads for the gf.

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Dood... you must really love her.

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...says the guy with the penis chin strap on...

[eggzz]

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I won't shop for womanly products for my girl, nor should any self respecting man...Not sure why you would see Astroglide with the fem itch stuff either, it's lube.

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Ok, first of all, cmon man, that ain't true. If that is the worst thing I ever have to do, trust me, I'll do it happily.

Second of all, it was a small drug store. I think they had the itch cream, lube and lightbulbs all on the same shelf.

[GrannyMae]

it's lube.

not just lube, but the second best lube in the world. only eros is better.

useless factiod--> lubes are the absolute worse markup for retailers. it is one of the few adult themed products that can only be marked up 20%-30%.

rubber goods, OTOH, like cubs chin dildo, are typically marked up 100%-700% with most retailers taking 300%-400%.

so, make sure to save more shelf space for the accomodator than for the astroglide

your welcome

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** disclaimer: KY is nasty, greasy shiit, but i can't find an eros smiley.

[astroglide]

to let you in on another one, the harley pic i made in the "toys for scumbags" thread was making fun of bikers, not a new toy that i have or want.

q: what's the difference between a biker and a vacuum cleaner?

a: the location of the dirtbag

[jasonHoldEm]

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I think they had the itch cream, lube and lightbulbs all on the same shelf.

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One of these things is not like the other,
one of these things does not belong....

[chesspain]

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I won't shop for womanly products for my girl, nor should any self respecting man...Not sure why you would see Astroglide with the fem itch stuff either, it's lube.

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I don't get this philosophy...I mean, it's not like I think anyone is going to assume that these products are for my use. Hell, buying a package of pads is like shouting "Come look everybody, I've got a woman!" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Vehn]

Believe it or not, that amazing thrill doesn't last.