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wow another deposit bonus. this is getting out of hand, too many bonuses to handle. someone do the math here, how much do i have to deposit to get the max
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Deposit $500 and get $100 bonus.
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nice, i hope igm pay gets my money into my account soon.
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Why dont you just withdraw and re-deposit?
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thanks for posting this. thanks to the idiots at AOL i haven't been getting all of my e-mails. ub e-mails are amongst those that they block (they don't even send them to my spam-folder...they are blocked before they get that far).
i rely on these forums to get the info on the latest ub bonuses. they are averaging about 1 every 3 weeks or so i think. impressive. if their hand-histories were more compatible with p-tracker and could be automatically sent i would DEFINATELY consider playing there more often. do you hear me UB?? the re-loads are great....how about working on the HH's?? |
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That's fan-taz-great. I've been wanting to go back to UB (haven't played there in about six months).
I've never cleared a UB bonus, can someone please give me some idea of how difficult it will be playing limits through 2/4? Please use some or all of the following words: <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> Hours Nuts Lucy Jones Toupee Harder Smoke Aruba Outs Shipwreck Endurance Paradise Sin Phil Helmuth Scoreboard Puppet AA Party Stars Easier Volcano </pre><hr /> Thanks! Jason |
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"We're pleased to offer you a 20% Redeposit Bonus when you make a deposit with us between 6PM ET Thursday March 4th and 6PM ET Wednesday March 9th"
please note, the bonus does not start until tomorrow (thursday). also please note that UB has gone into some sort of weird calendar-zone situation where there are only 6 days in the week. is this an attempt to make up for the Feb 29th thing of last week. in other words, next Wednesday is the 10th, not the 9th. |
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some will claim that they take forever to clear. others (including lori and myself) will tell you it's not so bad. be sure to start tables. 1st or 2nd player on a table accumulate points 2x as fast. 3rd or 4th player on a table accumuate them 1.5x as fast.
did i use them all?? hmmmm.....what a strange exercise. LUCY JONES and PHIL HELLMUTH found themselves SHIPWRECKED on the island PARADISE of ARUBA where they would SMOKE for HOURS (what ENDURANCE!!) and stare at the STARS. back when they were in AA together Phil would ask "Lucy, is it a SIN if i think your TOUPEE is the NUTS?" "Oh Phil," said Lucy. "you sure made points on my SCOREBOARD of love with that compliment. Once we were on the OUTS but now all has changed." "We can have our own PARTY. a veritable VOLCANO of feeling dearest Lucy. It's HARDER to explain this than you may realize. Perhaps i could show you with this PUPPET." |
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![]() Every few hours you will earn a few UB points. You will go nuts if you wait for Lucy Jones to add any to your account even if she dons a toupee in an attempt to impersonate Mike Sexton and although she works harder and blows smoke rings around most other service reps she cannot help you get to Aruba no matter how many outs you think you have. Besides it will be a shipwreck and likely test your endurance attempting to clear that bonus. Paradise can only be reached by both those who repent from their sin as well as clear the UB bonus. Playing on the Phil Helmuth table may add to your bonus scoreboard but flashing your Tiger Woods Tigger puppet and folding AA face-up will not cause you to be the life of the party or make meeting more poker stars any easier. Just be careful to never bet the 2nd nuts in Omaha or you will go off like a volcano and never clear your bonus. How was that? All your words and in order to boot! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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