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Old 02-05-2002, 09:05 PM
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Default Etiquette quiz



You semi-bluff in a standard situation. Your bluff doesn't work, but your hand gets there. As the pot is being pushed to you, your opponent says, "I hope you keep playing that way, you stupid shit!" You respond - - -


a. By smiling serenely and saying nothing.


b. By saying, "You double stupid double shit!"


c. By calling the floorman.


d. By saying, "Oh Dear, gambling has made you ill-tempered."


e. By challenging him to a heads-up game at enormous stakes.


f. By saying, "If you'd raised on the turn, I would have folded."


g. By saying, "Better to be lucky than good."


h. Other (specify).


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Old 02-05-2002, 11:48 PM
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H. "close your eyes and imagine me spending your money" , if he wasn;t tilting before he will be now.... watch your back in the parking lot though....
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Old 02-05-2002, 11:59 PM
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Answer is: a.


or h. Other: I hope I keep playing this way also.


If your opponent is easy to get on tilt then throw something more at him or her. But do it in a way that will make everyone else at the table question your sanity. A free sugguestion follows:


Add a little Zen-like saying, for example; When the wind blows the grass bends, or say - What is the sound of one chip stacking?, etc. etc.


Hope this improves poker table etiquette and everyones game.


Zeno from Greenland
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Old 02-06-2002, 12:03 AM
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what is the sound of one card shuffling?
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Old 02-06-2002, 12:15 AM
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My order of preference:


1) a.


2) g.


3) c.


4) d.


5) b.


6) e.


7) f.


[img]/images/glasses.gif[/img] h. By doing it again on the very next hand.
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Old 02-06-2002, 08:26 AM
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what ia the sound of aces cracked...what you're really working on is yourself..lol..gl
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Old 02-06-2002, 12:19 PM
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"(BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) NEW DECK!!!! (BEEP) (BEEP)Why you stupid little piece of (BEEP), if you keep playing that way I will have every chip you own you stupid (BEEP)!!!!!"


At this point the blue air is not cigarette smoke.



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Old 02-06-2002, 12:39 PM
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Default SOUND OF ONE CHIP STACKING...



I LOVE IT!!!
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Old 02-06-2002, 04:03 PM
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"I am a lucky player. A powerful winning force surrounds me."
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Old 02-06-2002, 04:36 PM
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My response, stated with feinted surprise...

"Oh....I'm...not good."
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