lack of poker from relationship, what to do?

pokerwhore · #1 01-10-2004, 06:24 AM

I'm curious, as some of ya know you havnt seen me playing poker as much as I use! Well actually im lucky to get one day a week. My new ( well I like to call her my bar whore wont let me do anything with out her) I leave for 10 minutes and if I dont tell her where Im going I get slapped when I get back. She keeps me up all night having sex amoung other things. I just dont have the time to play. Every time I start to play, she says I dont love her that I rather play poker than be with her. Well mind ya she has given me a good head job while playing poker! I just met her 3 weeks ago and she already moved in and man I didnt even ask her to move in she just started bringing more and more stuff everyday and never leaves.

What should I do!

I want to play poker!

BreakEvenPlayer · #2 01-10-2004, 06:30 AM

You know, I always wondered about pokerwhore's sex life. Thanks bud for the info.

gabyyyyy · #3 01-10-2004, 07:30 AM

Well seems like your the bonus whore, and she is the sex whore.

Are you going to make her fax you a photo id and utility bill before you give her an engagement ring?

ramjam · #4 01-10-2004, 08:15 AM

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This sounds like the perfect compromise.

Lori · #5 01-10-2004, 01:27 PM

Teach her to play, and give her a small bankroll to learn with.

Lori

CrackerZack · #6 01-10-2004, 01:28 PM

Holy a$$ is that funny.

Rushmore · #7 01-10-2004, 02:11 PM

I feel you need to make a decision between poker and this woman. Let's recap:

A possessive barwhore who smacks you around like her puppy and basically has moved herself onto your property uninvited (but who has sex with you), or....

Poker.

I hope you enjoyed your poker career.

Losing all · #8 01-10-2004, 02:49 PM

Drop the goo dumpster like a used jimmy hat.

WalleyeJason · #9 01-10-2004, 03:30 PM

Kick her to the curb...

kdog · #10 01-10-2004, 03:41 PM

Hook her up with Thomastem's bison in heat. That oughta give ya enough time for a couple of SnG's at least. Or skip the SnG's, video the action, sell the video ala Paris Hilton and earn enough to move up a couple of levels.