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#2
11-02-2003, 12:03 AM
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Re: Im Drunk...
This reminds me of a Simpsons episode:
Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others. Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by! Foster: Hmm. He's not responding. [into microphone] Proceed to level 2 antagonism. [slides down partition] Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. [partition slides up] Ooh! Thanks for dropping by! Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. [into microphone] Maximum hostility factor. [slide down partition] Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh? Ned thinks it's a joke, and Homer throws in the towel. Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly. Ned: [to mirror] Hi, neighbor! Homer: You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be human. Ned: Ho ho, now why would I be afraid of that? Homer: Because humans are obnoxious, sometimes. Humans hate things. Ned: Well, maybe a few of them do... back East. Foster: I can't find what Homer's saying. Did you write that? Doctor: Um, did you like it? Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be something you hate. What about mosquito bites? Ned: Mmm mmm! Sure are fun to scratch! Mmm! Satisfying! Homer: What about, uhhhhh, florescent lights? Ned: Oooh, they hum like angels! You're never lonely if you've got a florescent light! Homer is about to give up, but Ned admits he doesn't like everything. Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You know, it's all "rush rush! get'cha in, get'cha out!" Then they've got those machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there. You might even say, I hate the post office. That, and my parents. Lousy beatniks. [sudden breakthrough sound] Hey! That felt good. Foster: He just said he hates his parents! Do you know what that means? Doctor: Um, what do you think? Foster: It means he's cured. Doctor: That's what I said. -- Homer 
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#3
11-02-2003, 12:35 AM
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Re: Im Drunk...
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Hey, whaddaya expect, its Saturday night. [/ QUOTE ] Been there, done that. Got older. Going there and doing that isn't fun anymore.
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#6
11-02-2003, 12:57 AM
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Re: Im Drunk...
right.. for some reason when you turn 21 drinking til you're stupid loses its appeal. why don't they lower the drinking age in this country???
Because then America would have more stupid 20 year olds [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Lori
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#7
11-02-2003, 01:31 AM
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Re: Im Drunk...
if this is like the last time...at least he is home and still able to function with a keyboard...except it seems like he has autofunctions for the fourletter word combos...a few are longer...stay at home and remember the water and the aspirin.
Did you wake up in time for the football games?
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