Two Haikus

Robbe · #1 09-12-2003, 06:04 PM

I'm on the button
Ace-Ace, but my preflop dance
is unseen online

The chips stack higher
There are no chips, no matter
Pleasant cyber dream

Theodore Donald Kiravatsos · #2 09-13-2003, 12:05 AM

Steaming chips away
Complaining, moaning, groaning
no real conception

"Your excuses are your own" -- Richard Roma

RiverMel · #3 09-13-2003, 12:08 AM

Party Poker Fun
Raise Aces Preflop Again
Cracked by 3 5 off

You beat me with that
Playing crap you will go broke
Says the know it all

DrSavage · #4 09-13-2003, 12:12 AM

What do you mean
this table is not
play money?

dux · #5 09-13-2003, 12:18 AM

Only play the best,
And get rivered at the end,
Any two can win.

skaboomizzy · #6 09-13-2003, 01:59 AM

That's right, you cool dude
keep on showing me your cards
Enjoy second place.

-- inspired by winning a 10-seat UB SNG tonight after being down 1500-8500 heads-up.

pokerfunnMyAss · #7 09-13-2003, 04:33 AM

*

I'm stuck 2k in a $30- $60
It sucks that I'm stuck
Tonight the fish must win win win
The whoosh of the suckouts linger

I love tuna
Tuna does not love me
Tuna and Minnows, Minnows and Tuna

When the tide comes in
The waters flatten like always

Tomorrow will come my tide
If the Roll can last
Tuna on a Roll is gross
Neteller reloads are grosser

Tomorrow they are on seedless rye

* Not Haikus, just steaming

Mike Haven · #8 09-13-2003, 08:10 AM

WTF is this?
We're on a poker forum!
No poetry, please.

I've notified Mat,
so my guess is this thread's gone.
And good riddance, too.

MS Sunshine · #9 09-13-2003, 01:43 PM

Poker poetry, something that never quite took off. Now I understand why.

MS Sunshine

Mike Haven · #10 09-13-2003, 02:35 PM

Poker poetry,
something that never quite took off
Now I understand why

No, Mr Sunshine.
Haiku is five - seven - five.
It should be written:

Poker poetry,
something that ne'er quite took off.
Now I can see why.

Not a bad first try.
Why not try another one?
(It's addictive, too!)