Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All

wdeadwyler · #1 12-15-2005, 05:36 PM

Suppose, theoretically, that there was a one on one tournament of every conceivable fictional warrior ever. Who would win?

Any omnipotent being is disqualified.

Differying characters of the same class (ex: Gandalf vs Merlin) should just be referred to as Wizards.

samjjones · #2 12-15-2005, 05:38 PM

The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

4_2_it · #3 12-15-2005, 05:39 PM

The superhero who has the power of mind control.

diebitter · #4 12-15-2005, 05:39 PM

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The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

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No he has two more. Thunder (left) and lightning (right). Do not [censored] with the Fonz.

Big_Jim · #5 12-15-2005, 05:39 PM

Conan the Barbarian. Definitely Conan.

wdeadwyler · #6 12-15-2005, 05:41 PM

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The who has the power of mind control.

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Ummm. Damn, ignore them too?

samjjones · #7 12-15-2005, 05:41 PM

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The Fonz. His superpowers are his thumb and snapping his fingers.

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No he has two more. Thunder (left) and lightning (right). Do not [censored] with the Fonz.

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And his lips. Also, I'm guessing his cock is superpowered too, although I have no firsthand knowledge of this.

Gunny Highway · #8 12-15-2005, 05:42 PM

Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

wdeadwyler · #9 12-15-2005, 05:43 PM

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Something this dorky can only be decided with 16-sided dice, not an oot poll.

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WTF does 16 sided die look like? Does it exist?

man · #10 12-15-2005, 05:44 PM

I nominate:

although I would vote for conan.