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Onlinechamp\'s story!
Hi, This should have been my first post of this forum but heck why not. My name is aka DA CHAMP, #1 Stunnor, etc. My favorite saying is "Ship the sherbert to herbert(thank you reverse)." My favorite game is omaha hi lo, because it allows for very few hands to be played and when you learn it the game is a piece of cake. Why do I want so much publicity? hmm..Why not I like the fame and I enjoy being #1. How did I get into poker? Well that is good that you all asked one day at the pool hall a bunch of clowns figured lets invite this "champ" over for some poker (figure I was EASY BAIT) which at the time I was. So losing ton's last year I grew stronger and I worked hard to become number one playing on many sites including UB(puke) and paradise poker(puke). Anyways now I am a winning player and can't wait to gain recognition from the other players as one of the best poker players in the online poker world today.
THE END!!! p.s. I only had 1 other posting name on here which was fishy2 when onlinechamp got banned. (check out my profile for my brand new website EVERYONE) |
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Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!
My name is aka DA CHAMP, #1 Stunnor, etc
Whoa there champ.There's only one #1stunnor in the poker world. |
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Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!
Ok then I am just da champ! check out my profile for my website!
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Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!
Bullshit. I've seen you play horribly and make great suckouts. You are just another fish at O8 who is riding a lucky streak. I only hope to be there when it comes crashing down around you.
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Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!
sorry you feel that way.
check out my profile for my brand new site! |
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Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!
that's a good story chump
thank you |
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Now you know the REST of the story !
Hi OnlineChamp,
Do you think it is OK to drive people to your forum from your profile here? Because when I took a look it is just a 2+2 bashing session within a pitiful vanity site. Seems kind of underhanded to use 2+2 bandwidth to drive traffic to an anti 2+2 site. Is this AIM session featured at your forum? Did you get your date with HUGEfish? I don't recall him posting this here, so I guess it happened right before his retirement. Funny stuff Champ. <font color="red">champhstonlne: ur my champhstonlne: fishstick champhstonlne: i love u champhstonlne: stick fishy Fshy890: [censored] YOU champhstonlne: hehe champhstonlne: butterfish champhstonlne: why? Fshy890: IM GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE NOW champhstonlne: NOOOOOOOO champhstonlne: i love u champhstonlne: fishy champhstonlne: dont do it champhstonlne: i love u champhstonlne: dont do it champhstonlne: man Fshy890: TELL 2+2 THAT FISHY COMMTITED SUICIDE champhstonlne: they banned champhstonlne: fishy2 champhstonlne: i cant man champhstonlne: ur my fav Fshy890: YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! champhstonlne: i had to be fishy2 champhstonlne: yes champhstonlne: i am gay champhstonlne: super gay Fshy890: I AM NOT! champhstonlne: r u sure champhstonlne: ? Fshy890: I AM VERY STRAIGHT Fshy890: YES Fshy890: LOOK AT MY HOBBIES IN 2+2 champhstonlne: ok Fshy890: ARE YOU REALLY GAY? champhstonlne: i still love u champhstonlne: and want u champhstonlne: baby Fshy890: IM BLOCKING YOU FOR ETERNITY champhstonlne: cool champhstonlne: my love champhstonlne: ill miss u champhstonlne: cya on ppm 3 champhstonlne: ? Fshy890: IM NOT GOING champhstonlne: HOW COME Fshy890: YOU ARE TOO GAY champhstonlne: im flaming gay champhstonlne: yo champhstonlne: i love the birdcage champhstonlne: movie Fshy890: HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD? champhstonlne: 2 Fshy890: LOL champhstonlne: go post it Fshy890: HISPANIC? champhstonlne: yea champhstonlne: all of them champhstonlne: go post it champhstonlne: dude Fshy890: NO champhstonlne: ill cyber sex u champhstonlne: if u dont ok champhstonlne: im champhstonlne: putting my hand Fshy890: HOW DO YOU DO GAY CYBERSEX? champhstonlne: down ur panties now champhstonlne: now champhstonlne: like this champhstonlne: im sticking my tongue champhstonlne: in ur mouth champhstonlne: and giving u head champhstonlne: hehe champhstonlne: ENJOY Fshy890: ENJOYING Fshy890: GIVE ME MORE champhstonlne: i am champhstonlne: yo Fshy890: OK Fshy890: PUT IT ON YOUR PROFILE Fshy890: TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE GAY champhstonlne: ok champhstonlne: ill do it champhstonlne: yo champhstonlne: make u happy Fshy890: YOU MIGHT GET SOME GAY BF'S THERE Fshy890: IM NOT GAY champhstonlne: ha champhstonlne: like sunshine champhstonlne: i love him champhstonlne: get me his ## champhstonlne: please champhstonlne: and mike haven champhstonlne: dj is my boyfriend champhstonlne: right now Fshy890: I HAD A HISPANIC GF champhstonlne: she gay? Fshy890: SHE HAS A PIC ONLINE champhstonlne: show me Fshy890: BUT YOU ARE GAY champhstonlne: i want to see it ok Fshy890: WHY DID YOU GET BLOCK Fshy890: IN 2+2? champhstonlne: lol champhstonlne: bc im gay champhstonlne: i told mason champhstonlne: i wanted his dick champhstonlne: in my mouth Fshy890: OK champhstonlne: he said big no no champhstonlne: bye oc champhstonlne: im going to get my acct back champhstonlne: on wed champhstonlne: though champhstonlne: i miss u champhstonlne: fishy champhstonlne: poo Fshy890: WHY NOT NOW? champhstonlne: not sure champhstonlne: i asked that also Fshy890: I DON'T HAVE BF'S Fshy890: IM INTO GIRLS champhstonlne: oh no ur not champhstonlne: my fish sticks champhstonlne: hehe Fshy890: YOU Fshy890: NOT A GIRL champhstonlne: hmm Fshy890: YOU'RE REALLY GAY? champhstonlne: yes champhstonlne: ask DJ champhstonlne: he is my lover Fshy890: OH champhstonlne: he told me champhstonlne: he wanted to [censored] u Fshy890: DJ SAID THAT HE WANTS ME TO PIMP HIM A RUSS GIRL champhstonlne: liar champhstonlne: he is champhstonlne: lying he is my lover champhstonlne: madly in love champhstonlne: by champhstonlne: the way champhstonlne: how did u get my name again? Fshy890: You're a boy, that is why I blocked you Fshy890: I realised that you are not a hispanic girl Fshy890: so I don't want to talk to you again champhstonlne: huh champhstonlne: i am champhstonlne: hispanic champhstonlne: gay girl Fshy890: Arturo is a boy's name Fshy890: You got any sisters? champhstonlne: no Fshy890: If no, I'm going to block your chat champhstonlne: how did u find out i am gay?> Fshy890: You told me champhstonlne: post it on 2+2, I'll transfer you $500 champhstonlne: yo champhstonlne: ill get a kick champhstonlne: out of it Fshy890: ok Fshy890: Gay Genius! champhstonlne: lol champhstonlne: r u black? Fshy890: how should I title it? Fshy890: I am not black champhstonlne: lol champhstonlne: ok Fshy890: You saw my pic champhstonlne: i saw ur dick too champhstonlne: i love it Fshy890: it's sexy right? champhstonlne: ruff ruff Fshy890: lol champhstonlne: i want to message it ok champhstonlne: i love u champhstonlne: man Fshy890: how should I title it? champhstonlne: hard on champhstonlne: for fishy Fshy890: ok Fshy890: pay me and I will post it champhstonlne: ok Fshy890: pokerstars Fshy890: because if I post Fshy890: They will say why you post this champhstonlne: uh huh Fshy890: I can say OC paid me to do it champhstonlne: ok champhstonlne: then do that champhstonlne: and i dont pay ok Fshy890: I don't like to lie champhstonlne: its ok I'll pay you now $500 Fshy890: When you split up with your latest boyfriend?? champhstonlne: 2 months ago champhstonlne: wasnt the right one champhstonlne: for me Fshy890: What was his name? champhstonlne: Manuel Fshy890: lol Fshy890: I'll post it Fshy890: ok champhstonlne: ok Fshy890: does your parents know? champhstonlne: NO Fshy890: no Fshy890: Have you tried a girl before? Fshy890: and didn't like it? champhstonlne: NO champhstonlne: NO Fshy890: tried a boy? champhstonlne: YES champhstonlne: i like them champhstonlne: a lot champhstonlne: ALOT champhstonlne: i mean champhstonlne: hehe Fshy890: when did you start? champhstonlne: 1 year ago champhstonlne: my first guy Fshy890: how did it started? champhstonlne: well champhstonlne: i saw him naked champhstonlne: in da shower champhstonlne: instant boner champhstonlne: yo Fshy890: and then? champhstonlne: and then champhstonlne: we made love Fshy890: you moved all in with your stack? champhstonlne: and he was mine champhstonlne: yes Fshy890: so you won that hand? champhstonlne: he was packing champhstonlne: a bologna champhstonlne: when i was packing a johnson Fshy890: He knocked you out? champhstonlne: yes Fshy890: When you went all in? champhstonlne: yea champhstonlne: i was nuts Fshy890: or he went all in first? champhstonlne: he did Fshy890: You just called right? champhstonlne: and i called his bluff champhstonlne: yes champhstonlne: i did champhstonlne: baby champhstonlne: but he wasnt bluffin champhstonlne: he had da bologna Fshy890: He was buffing?? champhstonlne: no champhstonlne: i thought he was Fshy890: so you want me to post this gay poker scene oin 2+2? champhstonlne: ok Fshy890: so you can get a response from some gay guy? champhstonlne: ok Fshy890: And you will transfer me $500 later if I do this? champhstonlne: ok champ transfers Fishy $50. 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Re: Now you know the REST of the story !
ROFLMAO I still laugh I love this post SO FUNNY! (can't read it right now but my site owns this site)
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Re: Now you know the REST of the story !
So you ALL know about this conversation I was KIDDING OBVIOUSLY and YES I PRETENDED TO BE SUPER GAY. Why? Fishy is VERY VERY ANNOYING this way he will go away for good and IT WORKED! So there is the TRUTH and who the heck are you Paul Harvey?
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Re: Onlinechamp\'s story!
THE END!!!
How long did that story take you to write? You must be a true inspiration to all chimps across the world wide web. (I wouldn't know) |
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