Embarrassing Wedding Stories

[BoogerFace]

My apologies if this has been done before. It seems that the more weddings I got to, the brides are getting drunker and drunker.

The last wedding I went to the bride was totally hammered. She actually grabbed my ass on the dance floor and was bumping and grinding her brother. My gf was not impressed.

Is this kind of thing becoming more common?

[Peter666]

I think it is very difficult to find what used to be called a "lady". Our women have turned into men.

And bumping and grinding your brother is just gross.

[Shajen]

[jakethebake]

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The last wedding I went to the bride was totally hammered. She actually grabbed my ass on the dance floor and was bumping and grinding her brother. My gf was not impressed.

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How did the parents react to this?

[xadrez]

I was not there but the best story Ive heard involved the groom and his wedding party jumping a guest and then throwing him down a flight of stairs while the other guests stared in total horror.

[swede123]

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She actually grabbed my ass on the dance floor and was bumping and grinding her brother..

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How did the parents react to this?

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This sounds like the beginning of some variety of the Aristocrats joke.

Swede

[Georgia Avenue]

I was at several (well 2) weddings where either the groom or a prissy bridesmaid forgot to unlock their knees while standing up at the altar listening to the incessant droning of the vows/priest and just keeled over in a dead faint. The groom actually threw up a little on the brides father. The bridesmaid in the other wedding went droopy face first over the rail and I saw london/france.

Damn that was funny...Unlock your knees people! After that, at my wedding I was like obsessive about swinging my legs around during the ceremony, bending a bit at the waist every now and then...I must have looked like a meth-addict.

[ChipWrecked]

Something the camera caught on a wedding video I saw: a wedding of an Alabama bride and a Georgia groom. The videographer was following the group out to the limo. You could hear an older lady say, "That was such a nice wedding. No fights or nuthin'."

[BoogerFace]

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The last wedding I went to the bride was totally hammered. She actually grabbed my ass on the dance floor and was bumping and grinding her brother. My gf was not impressed.

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How did the parents react to this?

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I didn't ask. We actually snuck out the back shortly thereafter.

What the hell are you supposed to say when something like this happens?

[BoogerFace]

Didn't see it, is it a good flick?