Proof that there is no God (Zippo content)

NYCNative · #1 10-16-2005, 05:12 PM

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (9 handed) converter

BB ($34.60)
UTG ($33.95)
UTG+1 ($36.40)
MP1 ($27.15)
MP2 ($66.45)
MP3 ($51.40)
Hero ($54.80)
Button ($14.60)
SB ($53.45)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $2.25, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls $1.75.

Flop: ($5.25) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 bets $5.25, UTG+1 calls $5.25.

Turn: ($15.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks.

River: ($15.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $15.75, MP2 calls $15.75.

Final Pot: $47.25

Results below:
UTG+1 has 5c 2s (full house, twos full of fives).
MP2 has Ad As (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $47.25.

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Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (9 handed) converter

CO ($33.85)
Button ($33.20)
SB ($58.75)
BB ($27.15)
UTG ($44.40)
UTG+1 ($51.40)
Hero ($54.30)
MP2 ($14.10)
MP3 ($53.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
6 folds, Button raises to $1.5, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold.

Flop: ($3.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $3.5, Button raises to $10, SB raises to $33.5, Button raises to $40.

Turn: ($77) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($77) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $77

Results below:
Button has Ad Qd (one pair, aces).
SB has 2s 8h (two pair, eights and twos).
Outcome: SB wins $77.

It was the same dude, of course...