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Old 09-20-2005, 02:23 AM
csuf_gambler csuf_gambler is offline
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Default internet poker is dying

not.

so this guy at my school that says he wants to get into poker. his never been to the casino and doesn't know sh1t. he says he KILLS the play money games.

he just messaged me on aim. pure comic gold.


Him: i was up today almost 400 bucks on the 15/30 tables on pokerstars
Him: im still too scared to do higher stakes
Me: lol dude. wtf u doing playing 15/30
Him: IM POOR
Him: lol
Me: were u seriously playing 15/30
Him: yeah dude i told you im poor
Him: but i have 400 poker dollars now... im just gonna gradually build it
Him: no reason to risk my school money
Me: ur gonna go broke playing 15/30
Him: why
Me: 15/30 is no joke
Me: and i doubt u have the bankroll for it
Him: well whatever, it was working... i planned on staying for like
Him: 15 minutes
Him: and i kept getting pocket pairs n like tripping the flip
Him: like every time i got a pocket pair i either boated or tripped
Me: lol ok
Him: whatever it made me 400 bucks in less than an hour
Him: thats a lot... a LOT for me
Me: how much did u sit down with
Him: at first like 500 cuz like i said i didn't plan on staying long
Me: good job
Him: what? did u think i'd sit with like 100 bucks? people would be GUNNIN for me
Me: lol
Him: so i have 900 bucks deticated to poker now... still broke
Him: but it'll get up there
Him: eventually
Him: if i can resist spending it now that i have some income :x
Me: good luck
Him: luck? rofl
Him: luck has nothing to do with it
Him: :-)


my initial impression was that this guy is an idiot and maybe i should help me. but then he kept talking like a retard so i was just like let him do what he wants and let him go broke. only way he will learn.

so to all the naysayers, this is why internet poker will never die, cause of retards like this.
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Old 09-20-2005, 02:27 AM
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Default Re: internet poker is dying

screenname?
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Old 09-20-2005, 02:31 AM
csuf_gambler csuf_gambler is offline
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Default Re: internet poker is dying

lol i didn't even think to ask since i don't play on pokerstars.

but i just asked him, its "ColdNate". put him on your buddy lists and tell me when he busts [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 09-20-2005, 04:46 AM
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Him: and i kept getting pocket pairs n like tripping the flip

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LMAO.
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Old 09-20-2005, 04:52 AM
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Him: and i kept getting pocket pairs n like tripping the flip

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Best line ever!!
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:55 AM
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Him: and i kept getting pocket pairs n like tripping the flip
Him: like every time i got a pocket pair i either boated or tripped

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Him: luck? rofl
Him: luck has nothing to do with it

Anyone want to guess when we see this guy on the zoo for yet another "online poker is rigged" rant?
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:00 AM
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Him: and i kept getting pocket pairs n like tripping the flip
Him: like every time i got a pocket pair i either boated or tripped

...

Him: luck? rofl
Him: luck has nothing to do with it

Anyone want to guess when we see this guy on the zoo for yet another "online poker is rigged" rant?

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3:1 it would be tommorrow if he knew about 2 plus 2; which there is a good chance he doesn't
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:09 PM
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Just wait til' they turn the doomswitch on and then he will see what poker is.
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:33 PM
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Him: luck? rofl
Him: luck has nothing to do with it


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Someone's been watching Rounders. I LOVE these players. Luck may not have anything to do with how well you do long term but luck does play into many individual hands. Every suckout where the guy should have folded is luck...dumb luck but luck none the less
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:47 PM
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Just wait til' they turn the doomswitch on and then he will see what poker is.

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NH, NH
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