And I thought the M:TG boards sucked

I came to this website hoping to find some help with my poker game. While a few individuals here and there seemed to want to help, most seemed to enjoy insulting me.

Perhaps I have not been playing long enough to truly understand the game of poker. Perhaps I have done some things that others think are wrong. Perhaps I argue people's criticism too much.

However, I see no reason for anybody to insult me. I'm going to use an analogy here so that you all might know exactly how I feel about these forums, after only one day of posting here. Keep in mind that first impressions are the most formative.

Let's pretend that I have been looking for a new apartment. I read a nice little brochure about this neat little apartment community with an affordable price range. So I set up an appointment with the office to come and have a look at the place.

When I arrive, I notice that there are some crappy cars parked in the area, and immediately become suspicious. As I am guided through the neighborhood, I notice some people living in the apartment complex screaming at each other.

As I continue my tour, a would-be neighbor steps out of his apartment, right in front of me. I extend my hand to introduce myself, and the guy spits in my face. I brush the spit off, and ask him why he did that. Instead of answering me, he replies, "f**k you" and spits in my face again.

So, instead of beating him into a pile of blood, piss and snot, I simply walk away, hoping that the next person I meet isn't as violent.

During the rest of my tour, I bump into 15-20 more residents who are equally, if not more inhospitable than the first fellow.

Now tell me. If you were me, would you think about moving into that community?

Perhaps none of you really want my company here, and that is why you are treating me this way.

I just wanted to let you know why I will not be returning here to these forums again. I would rather take a bath in acid after running through a room filled with razor wire than call myself a member of this community.

See ya.

[jason_t]

ysscky.

[shant]

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YSSCKY

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/thread over

[jba]

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And I thought the M:TG boards sucked

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awesome

[spaminator101]

just a word to you
its always like that
no one here is very nice to newbys trust me
once you get in a hundred or so posts things start getting better until no one make fun of you anymore

[EStreet20]

Would the person who cares raise his/her hand please?????

[jman220]

Good luck with your poker career. See you at the 5/10 tables.

[BZ_Zorro]

Check out the guy's post history (27 posts):

1 orginal thread asking for advice - 7 hours ago
25 replies to his own thread.
1 'Final post ever' - now.

This is the best hit n run ever. He did in 7 hours what takes the rest of us two years. Bravo, sir.

[jman220]

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just a word to you
its always like that
no one here is very nice to newbys trust me
once you get in a hundred or so posts things start getting better until no one make fun of you anymore

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This guy isn't just your normal 2+2 arrogant newbie who thinks he knows it all. He's also admittedly a liar, scammer, and a thief. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...14&fpart=1

That said, I think the treatment he recieved was quite generous considering what he's done.

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