So, my physical is on Wednesday.

[tworooks]

I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday. They don't touch our balls. So, if I have a hot nurse, what ideas have you guys got for me to get her to touch them for as long as possible. One suggestion I got was to say " i have this thing growing on my right ball can you check it out" and then draw a marker spot on there or something, and then she'll be touching it figuring out what it is, etc. So what creative ideas to you guys got?

[Joshssj4]

First say your left testicle has a lump, she'll have a good feel.
Once complete, realize it was your right testicle with a lump, she'll have another good feel.
Once finished, having found nothing, jump on the table screaming, "Suck me Beautiful!"

this is why i drop out of nursing school.

[rmarotti]

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

[PoBoy321]

Impress her by telling her about your successful home casino.

[nervous]

Sorta thread steal

does anyone know that if the normal piss tests before physicals are dug-tested as well as the other nutrients/vitamin testing?

[Nathan183]

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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[DasLeben]

It's going to be an old man. I'll give you 12:1 on that bet.

[eric5148]

Tell her you have erectile dysfunction.

[bugstud]

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Impress her by telling her about your successful home casino.

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