I'm drunk, don't hold this post against me . . .

[Turning Stone Pro]

I tell you what pisses me off. How the hell can I be expected to travel and play serious poker if I have to carry fricken $100 bills. Why cant this stinkin government come out with $1000 bills so I can go on the road with 30k and not look like a retard with my shorts being pulled down with 300 $100 bills. Last time I left Vegas, I looked like a disheveled moron trying to get out of town like I just robbed a convenience store and have a bunch of Ho-Hos in my pocket.

Pisses me off.

TSP