How to shut the table coach up

ILL34GL3 · #1 06-05-2005, 03:05 AM

Type: Which poker book advises you to cry like a newborn kitten that can't find its momma's titty when you take a bad beat?

Works every time.

lane mcbride · #2 06-05-2005, 03:20 AM

I tell them "you are the reason that abortions should be legal"

SoftcoreRevolt · #3 06-05-2005, 03:36 AM

Stick your sexual organ in his face hole, he won't be able to talk after that.

Just have fun with him, that's the best way. "why is it a bad play if he won?" "IMPLIED ODDS" "he had a coinflip situation" "why would he fold a straight/flush draw (after a backdoor hits) those always win"

aron · #4 06-05-2005, 03:40 AM

"Whats your problem? You can't beat people playing worse than you do?"

-aron

garion888 · #5 06-05-2005, 03:40 AM

I have a similar one to lane...

"I think I just found the new poster child for abortion."

But I don't say anything anymore cuz its -EV.

-J

tytygoodnuts · #6 06-05-2005, 04:25 AM

"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU PLAY LIKE [censored]."

pzhon · #7 06-05-2005, 04:40 AM

When someone starts talking about how the person called with 43s or no pair, no draw on the flop, I use the line, "It doesn't take much to beat you."

WackityWhiz · #8 06-05-2005, 04:57 AM

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When someone starts talking about how the person called with 43s or no pair, no draw on the flop, I use the line, "It doesn't take much to beat you."

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damn that's a good one... nice

ds914 · #9 06-05-2005, 05:08 AM

See, monkeys can type.

Bigdaddydvo · #10 06-05-2005, 10:08 AM

Dude...you're really bad at poker.