Sorry for the Low Content...

[tubbyspencer]

but I just have to post it because it's soooooooo pretty ...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (2 handed) converter

BB (t1520)
Hero (t1480)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t60</font>, BB calls t40.

Flop: (t120) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t120</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t240</font>, Hero calls t120.

Turn: (t600) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t100</font>, Hero calls t100.

River: (t800) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1080</font>, BB calls t880.

Final Pot: t2960

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Jc 9s (straight, nine high).
Hero has 4d 6d (straight flush, eight high).
Outcome: Hero wins t2960. </font>

[Big Limpin']

stop polluting our forum, piss off. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[tubbyspencer]

[ QUOTE ]
stop polluting our forum, piss off. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Polluting... hence the title "Sorry for the Low Content". Perhaps you would have enjoyed the post more had I called it "Why you should raise on the river when you hit your straight flush".


And yes, it's heads up, but it was a single table tournament...

[dfscott]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
stop polluting our forum, piss off. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Polluting... hence the title "Sorry for the Low Content".

[/ QUOTE ]

I think "no content" would be more accurate.

[lastchance]

Oh, it's HU... Right..

[pergesu]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
stop polluting our forum, piss off. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Polluting... hence the title "Sorry for the Low Content". Perhaps you would have enjoyed the post more had I called it "Why you should raise on the river when you hit your straight flush".


And yes, it's heads up, but it was a single table tournament...

[/ QUOTE ]
Just because you mark it as low content doesn't make it acceptable. If I [censored] in your shoes and wrote a little note that says "there's [censored] in your shoes," you'd still be mad cause, well, there's [censored] in your shoes.

Stop shitting on my forum.

[tubbyspencer]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
stop polluting our forum, piss off. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Polluting... hence the title "Sorry for the Low Content".

[/ QUOTE ]

I think "no content" would be more accurate.

[/ QUOTE ]

No. Go back and read it again. There's content.

[Karak567]

A) It's not "party." It's "poker." Things don't work differently on Party. Dammit it pisses me off when people say "that's so party."

B) Stop posting this crap here. If you know it has absolutely no content, then don't post it here. At least most people try to disguise a bad beat post.

Edit - I just read and it seems this is a good beat post? wtf

C) Fold preflop

[dfscott]

[ QUOTE ]
Edit - I just read and it seems this is a good beat post? wtf

[/ QUOTE ]

Exactly. That's why I said it should've been no content instead of low content.

If you lose, you can at least say, "crap, what should I have done differently?" and then get flamed for whining.

Or, OP could've said, "I won, but maybe I didn't take the best line here?"

Insead, it's "yuk, yuk -- hey guys, looky here! I got me one of them thar straight flushes, I did!"

Edit: Now I need to flame myself for keeping this crap alive.

Edit #2: Sorry to OP for being so crabby -- I think most people here will tell you I'm normally a pretty nice guy. I usually leave the flaming to the experts: citanul, et. al. Guess I'm still stinging from last night...

[microbet]

Holy mountain out of a molehill, Batman!

Save some of these responses for Xpush1er and the like.