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06-04-2005, 01:03 AM
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I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
Plumber still wearing his work clothes. He smelled like a port-o-potty that sits out in the sun all day and hasn't been cleaned in 2 weeks.
Seriously how big of a piece of [censored] do you have to be to not bring a change of clothes if you are going to be out in public afterwards or not wear cologne or something. His clothes actually looked like they had [censored] on them. 
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#2
06-04-2005, 01:12 AM
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Re: I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
give him a flaming shot of tequila -
that'll get rid of him - love that avatar - RB
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#3
06-04-2005, 01:27 AM
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Re: I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
I have sat next to construction workers who have smelled like they were the ethnic guy from Seinfeld who stunk up his car so bad Jerry just gave it to a homeless guy. But if a dude literally stunk like shiat I would say so and tell him to buy souvenir clothes at the giftshop(if the casino was large enough to have one) or call over the pitboss and let him deal with the dude. I couldn't care less if he is any two moron or space cadet quader who needs that sitting beside you for 6 hours......... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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06-04-2005, 01:36 AM
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Re: I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
Probably I have never seen a construction worker in overalls that didn't want to go home and shower and dress in clean clothes ever play a decent game of cards. Those are the guys that ask the pitboss if the casino/card hall cashes endorsed cheques........... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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#6
06-04-2005, 02:52 AM
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Re: I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
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Was he a crappy enough player to warrant sitting next to his funky ass without complaint? [/ QUOTE ] No. He would have to be reallllllllllllly [censored] bad at poker for it to be worth it. Some things just aren't worth it no matter how much money is involved.
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#7
06-04-2005, 08:14 AM
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Re: I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
Theres this one douschebag who looks like a plumber..Unshaved, dirt covered clothes, u know the type, who sits at the foxwoods 5-5 nl game with about $500, (where everyone has a minimum of $5k).
He is a horrible player, can't add for [censored]. One hand where i had a set of Tens, and he had AT, he folded and I told him I had 3 Tens, he goes..."I had AT, for u to have a Set, thered have to be 5 tens in the deck". He bitches about everything, losing when ppl have him beat all the way, losing to bad beats, winning when he did'nt win enuf. The only thing i like about him is that he usually loses his $500 to me, he just hates the way i play. I dont like sitting next to him cuz he smells, next time i see him, ill buy him a RightGuard, to "thank" him, that should be fun.
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#8
06-04-2005, 12:55 PM
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Best avatar EVER **NM**
**NM**
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#9
06-04-2005, 04:50 PM
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Re: I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
DIRTBAGS UNITE!
I find people with sensitive olfactory systems pretty damn funny. I should start going unshowered, although it takes me quite awhile to work up a good stink.
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#10
06-04-2005, 05:59 PM
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Re: I found the worst person to ever sit next to in a B&M
[ QUOTE ]
Theres this one douschebag who looks like a plumber..Unshaved, dirt covered clothes, u know the type, who sits at the foxwoods 5-5 nl game with about $500, (where everyone has a minimum of $5k). He is a horrible player, can't add for [censored]. One hand where i had a set of Tens, and he had AT, he folded and I told him I had 3 Tens, he goes..."I had AT, for u to have a Set, thered have to be 5 tens in the deck". He bitches about everything, losing when ppl have him beat all the way, losing to bad beats, winning when he did'nt win enuf. The only thing i like about him is that he usually loses his $500 to me, he just hates the way i play. I dont like sitting next to him cuz he smells, next time i see him, ill buy him a RightGuard, to "thank" him, that should be fun. [/ QUOTE ] Sitting at foxwoods 5-5 with $500 is not a big deal, and not everyone has a minimum of 5k. Sure you're a short stack but the guys like you who think that $500 is nothing to sneeze at like to double up the short stacks with way worse hands. My buddies always sit with between $500-800 and do pretty well for themselves, I haven't played 5-5 before though.
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