I'm a slob

[RainDog]

From behind a stack of banquet tv dinners and empty beer bottles (half of them filled with a fluid that may or may not be beer) it is becoming increasingly difficult to fight my way out of the recesses of my leather chair for the purposes of a "ty", "nh", or this very 2 + 2 post. My keyboard keys are beginning to stick too much, my mousepad is gnawed almost to non-existance from nervous moments of 25/50, and the mouse itself is adorned with a gob of grape jelly while the lazer often becomes hindered by some miscellaneous hair that gets stuck up in there. Anyways, sorry to bother you good folks with my filth. I'm making an oath to clean up and hit the gym today.

[GrannyMae]

banquet tv dinners

here is your problem

banquet is well known for their mid-altering sodium levels and traces of LSD.

switch to stouffer's (i prefer the salsbury steak with mash) and you will be ok.

as far as the jelly spot on the mouse, i think that's factory standard, no?

[o0mr_bill0o]

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banquet tv dinners

banquet is well known for their traces of LSD.



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i need to eat more banquet dinners...

[RainDog]

lmao Granny. The LSD factor explains a number of things. For example, at first glance I thought this player avatar [image]http://home.comcast.net/~laymelow/birdandeye.bmp[/image]
was some kind of exotic purple jungle bird sipping from an eyeball (not unlike those found on 13th Floor Elevator album covers).

I'll try to make the switch, but 10 for $10 banquets are hard to pass up.

[GrannyMae]

bitmaps no good for forum.

here is your yummy, laced sodiumfest




actually, what the hell IS that? not a tv dinner. that a DJ's hand?

you need rehab methinks

[TemetNosce]

"...empty beer bottles (half of them filled with a fluid that may or may not be beer)..."

That phrase is reminding me of the "beer" that Stiffler drank in "American Pie". Too funny. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]