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Old 05-21-2005, 04:34 AM
Liam Carver Liam Carver is offline
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Default How Prevalent is Cheating? (no hand content)

Hey all, I have been playing 1/2 online for the last 6 months, I play well for the 3 years or so I have been into poker hardcore, but there have been some funny happenings in the last couple months at this "small online poker room". So here are my questions for you more experienced types:

1) Is it still possible or likely that Online sites can have hand algorithms, and how do they work. (for instance, the numbers of flushes, straights are CRAZY sometimes at this small site...) maybe I am wrong but is it usual to have 3-5 flushes in a row? -(have seen this a dozen times or more) How about looking back on the comment scroll there is no winner in the last 20 hands with less than trips/set? These things have happened, and I find it quite strange. I am doing well though, so this is no bitter rant. Lots of other players comment on it when there is a mixture of Straights, flushes, and boats that goes back even ten hands. So I thought I would ask you dudes.

2) What is the likelyhood (if anyone knows) that I am up against a crew working the same online table? Or that I am up against a guy with 4 computers, each with its own IP address etc.? I met a poker player at a new casino here in Vanc. Canada who said his buddy had just that setup at home....This kinda freaked me out. Any thoughts?

3) Am I paranoid or do you guys ever think these things?

Thanks for any thoughts, help, or links to additional info!

Liam
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:37 AM
x2ski x2ski is offline
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Default Re: How Prevalent is Cheating? (no hand content)

What are "piss flaps"? Are they labia?

That's all I could imagine... I'm old (28)
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:37 AM
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Before you get a shitload of sarcastic replies, yes, you're paranoid. Concentrate on playing good poker and not worrying about how many times a flush has hit while two players are holding pocket pairs and you're wearing an onion on your hip.
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:38 AM
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yes, you're paranoid.

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Thread over.
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:39 AM
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Am I paranoid or do you guys ever think these things?

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I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:40 AM
Liam Carver Liam Carver is offline
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Default Re: How Prevalent is Cheating? (no hand content)

I do believe "labia minora" is the correct term...but IMO, I think 'meat curtains', 'piss flaps', among others has a better ring to it.

And yes, you are old. I'm 27.

Liam
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:41 AM
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Before you get a shitload of sarcastic replies, yes, you're paranoid. Concentrate on playing good poker and not worrying about how many times a flush has hit while two players are holding pocket pairs and you're wearing an onion on your hip.

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"Wearing an onion on your hip"??? WTF? Am I too old or too young for that one?

Is that like saying a decision is "a horse apiece"? It took me awhile to wrap my brain around that one.
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:44 AM
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I do believe "labia minora" is the correct term...but IMO, I think 'meat curtains', 'piss flaps', among others has a better ring to it.

And yes, you are old. I'm 27.

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I prefer referring to the physiology in its entirety as the "sweet goodness".
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:47 AM
Liam Carver Liam Carver is offline
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How do you give a good hard fking to "the sweet goodness"?

And FWIW, the sweet goodness isn't always that sweet.

Liam
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:48 AM
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How do you give a good hard fking to "the sweet goodness"?

And FWIW, the sweet goodness isn't always that sweet.

Liam

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No... no, it isn't [sigh]
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