poker in the comics

[Liz L.]

I don't read "Sally Forth," but my husband pointed out a poker-themed comic strip this Sunday. Couldn't find a URL for it, so:

[Sally and Ted are at a table with cards and chips on view.]

Sally: Okay, Texas Hold-em, no wilds in the hole, jacks wild in the flop and check-raising is allowed.

Ted: I knew I should have taken a foreign language in high school.

Sally: C'mon, Ted, you might as well fold.

Ted: What are you talking about? I've got a great hand.

Sally: Please. Don't you think after all our years of marriage I can't spot your tells? The pinching of your nose, the double eye twitch, the hair stroke over your left ear... If I didn't know any better, I'd say you have at the most an "8" high.

Ted: "7."

Sally: I'm just glad we stopped playing for money. I hated the idea of you going a whole week without lunch.

[Easy E]

Haagar the Horrible, from a few months ago (i have that and yours posted on my wall)
Helga lying in bed, woken by Haagar-
"I'm home from my poker game, Helga"
" Did you win or lose?"
" I'm glad you asked that question, sweetheart... would it bother you if we had to move out of this house by tomorrow?"
Helga's eyes are wide open in shock....