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Things I Hate
Things I hate:
Hangovers Cell Phones Vodka Cheap tequila Folding Laundry Washing Dishes Wiping my ass Having to fart in mixed company Waking up Alarm clocks Splitting the check up 5 ways and putting it on 5 different cards Golf courses with houses on every hole Gross after sex feeling Disapproving looks while chugging beers Getting cut off at the bar Day long hangovers Roxy girls, you know the type Short people in general Skinny girls Last call at bars Last Call with Carson Daly Eating a good burrito then biting into a piece of fatty cheap meat or cartilage that you have to spit out Coins Super long reciepts at Best Buy Sitcoms with unfunny fat husband and hot wife People watch ESPN then repeat what they heard as if it's their own Cold damp towels Estimated taxes Women drivers in huge SUVs on cell phones People who don't realize repetition kills good jokes (do you see why?) Atkins Diet Stuart Scott Extra 20 lbs Thinning hair Responding to posts by saying "Google it" Multiple day hangovers Sweating Most sex/fart/dick lame jokes Giggling at 420 or 69 "The Interpreter" movie-style dialog Bad beat stories Insomnia Nagging Injuries The word "bacne" Obvious jokes Scoop Jackson Anything "edgy" The New York Times New Yorkers SF Giants Haters That is all. |
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Re: Things I Hate
Black History Month needs to be on this list.
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Gross after sex feeling [/ QUOTE ] If you ever don't feel gross after sex, you're obviously doing something wrong. |
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The New York Times New Yorkers SF Giants [/ QUOTE ] Did this sequence make anyone else laugh? |
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good post in many ways.
although, i do love hangovers. |
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Acid cut with strychnine
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Things I hate: Vodka Cheap tequila Hangovers Day long hangovers Multiple day hangovers [/ QUOTE ] Stop drinking the first two and the last 3 will go away =) |
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Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Things I hate: Vodka Cheap tequila Hangovers Day long hangovers Multiple day hangovers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stop drinking the first two and the last 3 will go away =) [/ QUOTE ] This one is beer related. I haven't been outside all day. |
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This list is useless if it's not in order of hatefullness. Or is it? I would put alarm clocks at the top. Nothing is more soul destroying than being awakened from a sweat soaked coma by an alarm clock.
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He put haters at the end cause it's ironical.
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