The Poker Poetry Contest

KaneKungFu123 · #1 05-06-2005, 11:19 PM

Hello OT memebers.

I am offering $100 to the best constructed poem. Im not going to be too strict on meter and speed and rhyming and all those poetry terms i never bothered to learn.

so just the best poem or anecdote about poker. if it rhymes alot then that would be cool. bad beat poems will not win.

the deadline is may 10th.

good luck.

Voltron87 · #2 05-06-2005, 11:21 PM

hahahahahahahahahahaha

when does it get upped to $250?

pshreck · #3 05-06-2005, 11:21 PM

Did you resolve the last contest controversy yet?

Edge34 · #4 05-06-2005, 11:24 PM

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Hello OT memebers.

I am offering $100 to the best constructed poem. Im not going to be too strict on meter and speed and rhyming and all those poetry terms i never bothered to learn.

so just the best poem or anecdote about poker. if it rhymes alot then that would be cool. bad beat poems will not win.

the deadline is may 10th.

good luck.

[/ QUOTE ]

Neither funny or original...yet I'm not surprised...

Klepton · #5 05-06-2005, 11:29 PM

now thats what i call 'rubbing it in'

tbach24 · #6 05-06-2005, 11:38 PM

Tides are shifting
Moons rotate the earth
The rockets gravitate

TStoneMBD · #7 05-07-2005, 12:32 AM

i picked up this whore
just trying to score

we facked on a stack
of a 52 card deck

i whipped out my joker
and started to play poker
inbetween the bed sheets

my full house made her anally bleed

Dead · #8 05-07-2005, 12:34 AM

That is disturbing.

willie · #9 05-07-2005, 12:55 AM

everytime you welch on a bet, baby jesus cries.

The Yugoslavian · #10 05-07-2005, 01:07 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Hello OT memebers.

I am offering $100 to the best constructed poem. Im not going to be too strict on meter and speed and rhyming and all those poetry terms i never bothered to learn.

so just the best poem or anecdote about poker. if it rhymes alot then that would be cool. bad beat poems will not win.

the deadline is may 10th.

good luck.

[/ QUOTE ]

Classy...

Yugoslav