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Stagflation: The Porn
Passing through cnn.com, I noticed some headline that contained the word "stagflation." In high school economics, a few of my friends and I thought this was just about the sweetest term ever, and always envisioned it as the name of some badass porn movie scored with lots of slap bass, for whatever reason. Seeing it again today made me realize that there still may be hope for my dream. A quick Google search on "stagflation porn" turned up one other person who appears to have anticipated me here, but he didn't make an actual pitch (that ignorant fool), so the way is still open.
What I have so far is a back of the box blurb. You can chime in with plot points, dialogue, casting, etc. STAGFLATION Alan Greenspank has a problem. His stagnating sex life is leading to serious "inflation." The solution: a quarter point hike in prurient interest rates! Lowering his reserves to increase the honey multiplier effect and manipulating bondage markets, Greenspank is in for economy sized pleasure! |
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Re: Stagflation: The Porn
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Re: Stagflation: The Porn
really, it's quite good. funny stuff.
"prurient" might be a little much.... |
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Re: Stagflation: The Porn
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Passing through cnn.com, I noticed some headline that contained the word "stagflation." In high school economics, a few of my friends and I thought this was just about the sweetest term ever, and always envisioned it as the name of some badass porn movie scored with lots of slap bass, for whatever reason. Seeing it again today made me realize that there still may be hope for my dream. A quick Google search on "stagflation porn" turned up one other person who appears to have anticipated me here, but he didn't make an actual pitch (that ignorant fool), so the way is still open. What I have so far is a back of the box blurb. You can chime in with plot points, dialogue, casting, etc. STAGFLATION Alan Greenspank has a problem. His stagnating sex life is leading to serious "inflation." The solution: a quarter point hike in prurient interest rates! Lowering his reserves to increase the honey multiplier effect and manipulating bondage markets, Greenspank is in for economy sized pleasure! [/ QUOTE ] This would make one hell of a thesis..... |
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Re: Stagflation: The Porn
Who the hell reads the back cover?
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Re: Stagflation: The Porn
Your point is taken. We better put it on the front cover. Or tattoo it on a starlet's breast, Golden Palace style.
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