1K 2K hand vs several pros

[somethingstupid]

I'm in the CO at a tough 1K 2K game last week. Dan Negreanu open raises UTG. The field folds to me, and I call in the CO without looking at my cards because I'm sure I can outplay my opponents post flop. Folds around to Helmuth in the big blind who 3 bets. Negreanu calls and when it gets back to me, I look both my opponents in the eye and cap.

Dan and Phil both fold.

My play, brilliant in your opinion?

[istewart]

Yes.

[yaomama]

[somethingstupid]

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Were you wearing sunglasses at the time? If so, what kind? Is that what got them to fold?

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Obviously you are an idiot who is new to poker. I was not only wearing sunglasses but also a hooded sweatshirt. Now you might be thinking, "How could you look them in the eyes if you were wearing sunglasses?" My response? Shut up you douchebag, I am a millionare who is the best poker player in the world. And I am lonely.

[Sponger15SB]

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My response? Shut up you douchebag, I am a millionare who is the best poker player in the world. And I am lonely.

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POTD

But the OP is the WPOTD, really weak effort.

[A_C_Slater]

I understand that you probably knew Negreanu was weak because of a possible miticulating pupil dilation of .0027 millimeters. But how did you get a read on Hellmuth with those sunglasses he always wears? Did you notice his reverted influx chip shuffling?

[somethingstupid]

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I understand that you probably knew Negreanu was weak because of a possible miticulating pupil dilation of .0027 millimeters. But how did you get a read on Hellmuth with those sunglasses he always wears? Did you notice his reverted influx chip shuffling?

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You clearly have a lot to learn about poker. Lucky for you, I am willing to teach. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever watched TV before? I was watching ESPN the other day and I noticed that Phil Helmuth was playing. I believe he folded a hand or something like that. This is where I discovered my amazing play on how to make him fold. It involves betting. I call it "The super fantasic bluffmatic-athon ass kick 2005." Let me ask you another question. Can you transfer me $20 at Stars?

[somethingstupid]

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My response? Shut up you douchebag, I am a millionare who is the best poker player in the world. And I am lonely.

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POTD

But the OP is the WPOTD, really weak effort.

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Please stop using acronyms. Because I can't spell that [censored] word 'acronym.' Let us keep this discussion based on the strategy of the hand.

[sublime]

and yuo somehow overlooked that you were respoding to a naked man?

[SippinSoma]

I want to look into people's souls just like you can. Too bad I'm a nit.