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Old 04-05-2005, 07:52 PM
TheKentock TheKentock is offline
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I'm playing 1/2 hold'em at Hard Rock in Florida. This total beginner sits down with about $20 and announces to the table that we all need to "help him figure this game out." On the first hand, the flop comes K 8 3 rainbow. Someone bets and the beginner is the only caller. The turn pairs the 8. Again, a bet and he calls. The river is a 4, with no flush possible on the board. Before the other player even has a chance to bet, the beginner flips over his cards, a 52s, and looks at the dealer to see if he won. The dealer says "Sorry buddy, one more round of betting" as his opponent throws a final bet into the pot almost as a joke. Surprisingly, the guy starts pondering a call!

This guy is sitting here with the worst possible hand and is seriously considering a call. I can't help myself: "What do you think he has, man?" The opponent shoots me a glare and I shut up, but even the dealer tells him: "Man, you better fold that hand." After another 10 seconds, the beginner reluctantly throws his $2 in the pot, and the table erupts in laughter.

Maybe this isn't the right forum for the story, but I thought it was notable, worth sharing.
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:54 PM
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thatnks for the laugh...BTW the guy could have had 24o...DUUUHHHH!!!
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:02 PM
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Sorry, it's hard to read my post, but the river was a 4. so he was playin 88K54 as his final hand, the worst hand possible. I guess he was hoping for a chop....
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:03 PM
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how many BB did this guy drop over the night? My guess is about 10. I can't see him sticking around after the first round of ridicule
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:10 PM
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Know what's more amusing? I held QJ on AKT flop. Turn J, river Q. That's way more amusing than this story.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:11 PM
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Know what's more amusing? I held QJ on AKT flop. Turn J, river Q. That's way more amusing than this story.

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Ba-zing!!!!
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Old 04-05-2005, 10:41 PM
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how many BB did this guy drop over the night? My guess is about 10. I can't see him sticking around after the first round of ridicule

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or likely ever playing again

damn don't tap the aquarium, or in this case don't take a sledgehammer to it
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