Staple's Stapler

[RocketManJames]

Just got one of those new completely redesigned staplers in the office today... and wow, I'm impressed. It's a damn fine stapler.

Here is an old article about it:

Stapler Story

-RMJ

[Ianco15]

Alright Milton. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Duke]

He never said it was red, and it certainly isn't a Swingline.

~D

[morgan180]

i agree - i just got this thing too - its very solid and can staple a [censored] load of papers together.

[private joker]

A great quote from the article:

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On the mindless side of life: For those who like to shoot staples across a room, the Staples One-Touch can beat any other desktop stapler for length and accuracy. But I must include a warning: like your mother told you, NEVER, EVER point or shoot a stapler at someone else -- especially this stapler. I would also keep this out of the reach of little children. Despite my joking, this is not a toy.

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[jakethebake]

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A great quote from the article:

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On the mindless side of life: For those who like to shoot staples across a room, the Staples One-Touch can beat any other desktop stapler for length and accuracy. But I must include a warning: like your mother told you, NEVER, EVER point or shoot a stapler at someone else -- especially this stapler. I would also keep this out of the reach of little children. Despite my joking, this is not a toy.

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Remember: Safety first. You could put someone's eye out.

[rusellmj]

My Co. has a national account w/ Staples. I'm gonna get one. Thanks for the heads up.

Russ

[Civiliste]

Handheld, gas-operated, recoilless, semi-automatic, staple-firing weapon eh? Gotta get one of those for Christmas! Screw some new chips! :P

[ChrisCo]

The writer of that article has the funniest picture up.

It looks like they took a picture of him right after they told him he is writing an article on a stapler.

[NotInchoateHand1]

I...I....I'mgonna....burn..the..place..down.